Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Mick were sent for.

Seamus went in and the coroner pulls back the sheet and Seamus says, 'Aye, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over'. So the coroner rolls him over. Seamus looks and says 'Nope, it ain't Paddy'.

The coroner thought that was rather strange, but says nothing and asks Mick in to identify the body. Mick takes a look at him and says, 'Aye, he's burnt real bad, roll him over' The coroner rolls him over and Mick looks down and said, 'No, it ain't Paddy'.

The coroner asks, 'How can you tell?'

Says Mick, 'Well, Paddy had two arseholes.'

Says the coroner 'How come he had two arseholes?

Says Mick 'Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two Arseholes....'

Hilarious, Larsi

Yes indeed.

Oh my God, too funny .

Very funny, Larsi 🤣

Lol