As somebody said recently, choose wisely.

A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude."

The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says “This is your last wish so really make this one count.”

The guys says “Well I’ve always wanted to drive out to Hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands.”

The Genie says “That is asking for quite a lot and I’m not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you’d want?”

The guy says "Well I’ve been married and divorced three times, and I just can’t understand what I’ve been doing wrong. I’ve given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women.

The genie thinks for a few moments and says “Do you want a three or four lane highway?”

Fresh jokes are getting rare these days. It's like trawling through the net and you are lucky if you get a minnow. You bring it back to shore and a guy comes along and says 'oh, the one I threw back in the pond, because it was so small.

But it get's worse if the joke is from Mingle's own pond of 168,xxx large and small.
Then you feel like the thief who stole a World Cup ticket from a woman's handbag and got caught after sitting down to watch the game next to the victim's husband.

Come on Rivers, where are you?
No thumbs up, no trying.

The first joke is funny .

Sorry, jaish... I just now read your first post. It's one of your better ones Cute and funny

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