A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends b*tching about going home to his wife.
His friends ask him why he doesn't want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies...
"Well, the problem is that she has Gonnorrhea"
"So what"
say the friends,
"flip her over."
"Well, she also has diaorrhea"
the guy says.
"Yuck, but what about her mouth."
The friends chime in.
"Halitosis"the man says.
"Damn, Why would you stay with her?"
The friends say.
"Well,"
the guy replies
"She also has worms, and you guys know how I like to fish."

im sorry but thats just nasty

That one is in my joke book: Truely Tastless Jokes. It's nasty, but hey, it's a joke.