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Topic: Auditions for girlfriend Southport
Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Thu 10/24/19 05:53 AM Edited by Freebird Deluxe on Thu 10/24/19 05:58 AM
I will be holding auditions for a girlfriend. In November,references essential,must be able to clean, cook and sew , low maintenance candidates given preference. Book early to avoid the rush as long queues expected

Unknow Joined Sat 09/14/19 Posts: 149	Thu 10/24/19 07:51 AM
You offering health insurance and 2 weeks vacation? If you are i think about it

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Thu 10/24/19 08:06 AM
You offering health insurance and 2 weeks vacation? If you are i think about it Yes plus free unlimited use of a bicycle

Unknow Joined Sat 09/14/19 Posts: 149	Thu 10/24/19 08:15 AM
Hmm. Got one. Instead you have a gym membership? Mine expired?

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Thu 10/24/19 10:26 AM
Good luck with that homes. I've been running that same ad here in the U.S. for years and haven't found a decent candidate yet.

Unknow Joined Sat 09/14/19 Posts: 149	Thu 10/24/19 10:43 AM
Maybee motown your not decent yourself if you think all women here are not. Im a good woman. You sir are no gentleman

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Thu 10/24/19 01:22 PM
This should work.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Thu 10/24/19 10:00 PM
Maybee motown your not decent yourself if you think all women here are not. Im a good woman. You sir are no gentleman It was a joke hon. Lighten up.

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Thu 10/24/19 11:58 PM
Hmm. Got one. Instead you have a gym membership? Mine expired? Two sacks of grain tied to a brush handle should keep you in trim

Unknow Joined Sat 09/14/19 Posts: 149	Fri 10/25/19 10:27 AM Edited by Unknow on Fri 10/25/19 10:28 AM
never mind. don't need sarcasm or disrespect from a man. I can get that anywhere. No wonder you guys cant get a good woman.

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Fri 10/25/19 10:39 AM
never mind. don't need sarcasm or disrespect from a man. I can get that anywhere. No wonder you guys cant get a good woman. Motown told me to say it

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Fri 10/25/19 11:20 AM
Thanks Bird, As if I don't get enough peanut shells thrown at me from the weeemens already.

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Fri 10/25/19 01:54 PM Edited by Freebird Deluxe on Fri 10/25/19 01:56 PM
Ha ha, this took me back a few years and reminded me of how swiftly a bit of fun can turn into the opposite One less to Audition I guess

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Fri 10/25/19 09:57 PM
Yeah, It's all fun,,,,,til someone gets a peanut shell in the eye.

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Fri 10/25/19 11:07 PM
Or in their knickers

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