Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Paddy says "Could you nip upstairs and grab me slippers, me feet are freezing?"

"No bother." He says, and he runs up the stairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your da sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Feck off ya liar!" shout the twins.

"I'll prove it" says Murphy."

So he shouts down the stairs "Both of them Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use fecking one?"

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