hehehe. You people are funny.

Love the chewing gum joke.

I have an old "your mother" joke I would like to share. Your mother's cooking is so bad the roaches hang themselves with dental floss.

well I might be able to make you laugh, using a feather on your foot, but it might tickle some first

besides, I always thought that pretty girls giggle, not laugh?

My 7 year old son told me this one last year"Dad, I'm going to tell you a dirty joke" Worried I said "oookay....."Then he says"The white horse fell in the mud".

WORLDS WORST PICKUP LINES

10)You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.

9)I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

8)I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me?

7)Wow, your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night!

6)Was your Father a thief? no? Then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?

5)Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them.

4)Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world.

3)Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible.

2) I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can still make your Bedrock.

And now for the worst pickup line of all time...drumroll please...........

1) Is your name Visa? because you’re everywhere I want to be.

Well ........ can I have a piece ?

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A man fell in the mud...
wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a bath with bubbles
wanna hear another dirty joke?
bubbles is his neighbor!

wow.. wow.. havn't heard that joke since i was 7.. wait 5.. i was younge
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