( To the sound of heavy rock guitar, a la Spinal Tap)

Got a message from a stripper
Saying do you want to on hangout?
Verify your age with your credit card number
It's free if you want to try it out

Got a nudge from a girl named Rosie
And a kiss from Timbuktu
I was wondering are you loaded?
And, by the way, how do you do

I've had enough
Your dominating my bandwidth
Shake it loose to make it stif£

I've had enough of you
Dominating my bandwidth
Instead, just place a kiss, on my lips

there scammers mate trying to get u to join there site. set your location to 100kms. so if they are true its not far to travel I can say 100% none of them will want to meet its all about money money money to them to get u to join there site

I looked at your profile your a good bit of prey for those girls don't get sucked in it will cost u a lot of money. to c a bit of tit and *****. your better of getting a hooker. it will b more fun

or go down to the pub friday or saturday night find one thats drunk and drag that home for some fun

Hello Cleveland , Rock and Roll, Wooo

Think you need an edit at line 2.

I'd do that last line differently, but that's my aesthetics.


Good job