There was an 80 year woman who went to the doctor for her annual physical. The doctor picked her up and put her on top of the table to check her private. She resisted, so he had to pry her legs open. As soon as he opened them he closed them right away. He told her "ma'am, you have herpies". She said, "that is impossible". So he decides to check one more time. "I was wrong," he said. "you have crabs." She said, "that's impossible, how could I possibly have have crabs if I have never slept with any man and I've never been to a public bathroom?" Let me check one last time. After further inspection he came to a conclusion. "Ma'am, you have fruit flies." "Fruit flies?", she replied. Yes, said the doctor. Your cherry is rotten.

Yucky!!!!

so wrong in so many ways

ROFL