Santa cpmes down the chimmney to be greeted by the sight of a young nubile girl dressed only in a see through negligee and see through panties.
Santa, being Santa turns away in embarrassment.
The young girl says,
"You don't have to be embarrassed Santa. I've dressed especially for you."
And winks suggestively
Santa says
'Even if I wanted to I don't have time. I have travel all over the world and deliver presents."
The girl replies,
"Don't worry about that now."
She smiles seductively, and takes the negligee off over her head.
"I have to travel all over the world and deliver presents."
protests Santa. starting to perspire.
With that. The girl peels off her panties and says,
"Are you sure you won't stay for a while?"
Santa responds,
"Oh f*ck it! I'll have to stay now. I won't be able to get back up the chimney anyway!"

thats good

lol

Brilliant...

That was just so wrong in so many ways.
But funny at the same time.

I think the reindeer spiked his egg nog with Viagra