Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 9 | |
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It's like new again
OT... Ask her if she'd teach me how to surf |
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Anytime the water is like bath water at the momemt . It is Devine
Ot .sigh of relief |
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Smile and pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.
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Leave him to his dreams and go out for coffee
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Tell her to move over, I'm getting in. And she wearing far to much clothing
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drag him back up the stairs, call his son and ask where his wheelchair has gone
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Hey I don't have a wheelchair
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Call 911 to remove the intruder from my house
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Say.....you called?
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Give him a big hug and snuggle up to keep warm
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Tell her she can snuggle later... Get up let's go out
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Hmmm... snuggling sounds better right now, I'm freezing
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Ask her if she has any grey poupon. Then warm her up so she isn't freezing.
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Bring him some grey poupon and a electric heating blanket to throw on her ! Theres a great hockey game on in the living room
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Thank him for the heating blanket and go back to sleep
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Massage vitamin E& zink cream all over her back to prevent bed sores from laying in this dang bed 24/7
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Remind him that's it's me that keeps getting up to make coffee and breakfast... after the massage of course
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Wake her up and take her to a 'Women Only Build' with Habitat For Humanity.
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Ask if I can come along
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ask if she wants to use my tool
And I mean my hammer you perverts. |
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