I went to college, but do not understand the above. backwards think I it is. back not coming.

OOOOPS - and there was I thinking that I shouldn't make it too easy! Is this better?

Clue: The main beneficiaries of Dating Sites?
Solution Cosmetic Dentists.

Clue: The blunter the blades of these weapons, the sharper the stabs.
Solution: Words!

Clue: Others are not the cause of one’s being let down
Solution: EXPECTATIONS are the main culprits.

Clue: Women are desired: and men….
Solution: ….barely required!

Clue: TOGGIES
Solution: Upperwear ‘graphics’ showing that the wearer has nothing of note to say.

Clue: PHALLICAPS
Solution: Macho-peaked schoolboy caps camouflaging a cerebral vacancy.

Clue: PATRIARCHAL FOOT-BINDING
Solution: Short skirts, Burkas, Jeans, High heels.

Clue: A woman’s hat can be a crowning adornment. A man’s?
Solution: A club-member bonnet, at best.

Clue: He whose most cherished desires, always end up as mere trophies.
Solution: Homo sappyends…….

Clue: A worse thought than “I am alone.”
Solution: “I wish I were alone.”