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Topic: What was your first thought this morning? - part 5
Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Sun 09/29/19 07:35 AM
So dark out now.

Unknow Joined Tue 06/11/19 Posts: 465	Sun 09/29/19 10:44 AM
Another day of living hell

delightfulillusion Joined Fri 06/24/16 Posts: 119333	Sun 09/29/19 10:46 AM
Another day of living hell

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Sun 09/29/19 12:33 PM
Another day of living hell

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Fri 10/04/19 06:31 AM
First thought... Damn ZoeCat...

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Fri 10/04/19 06:34 AM
First thought... Damn ZoeCat... No more questions ... OT ... Lorenzo wasn't that bad actually

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Fri 10/04/19 07:24 AM
Oil change day!!

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 08:05 AM
Who am I gonna rile today..

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Fri 10/04/19 08:12 AM
Who am I gonna rile today.. ME IFFEN YOUR JOKES STAY AT THEIR PRESENT QUALITY LEVEL

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 09:05 AM
Who am I gonna rile today.. ME IFFEN YOUR JOKES STAY AT THEIR PRESENT QUALITY LEVEL You love them really though..

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Fri 10/04/19 10:14 AM
that doesn't mean i'll stop throwing peanut shells at the bad ones

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 10:25 AM
Wouldn't expect anything less

JustBeHonest Joined Sat 10/06/18 Posts: 2691	Fri 10/04/19 11:09 AM
AM I TOO OLD TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME?

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Fri 10/04/19 11:38 AM
nope. you are never too old for that.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 11:45 PM
A spliff and a coffee..

Unknow Joined Wed 10/25/17 Posts: 2472	Sat 10/05/19 01:20 AM
Thank you God it's Saturday!

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Sat 10/05/19 01:57 AM
Yay, only one more day

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Sat 10/05/19 03:35 AM
We need more stories about Pat and Mick

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sat 10/05/19 04:08 AM
We need more stories about Pat and Mick A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian ? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Sat 10/05/19 04:14 AM
We need more stories about Pat and Mick A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian ? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."