NOW youre online and Im leaving for work. *laughing*

You can keep knocking on the deaf man's door.

Keep trying. So far you caught a boot, a beer can, and a used condom.

Why why why?

I really hope this headache goes away although going out in the wind I think not 🤦‍♀️Oh well still it will be fun

Really?

Dude, may I hit you with a bat?

As long as it is a whiffle bat.

A non é mouse,
Celebrate, to the fullest. Revel, through the hours. Remember, you are special.

It is truly heartwarming and a little funny

The water is high, all the fish swim low.

Dear Officer... Dont know why you felt the need to stand all up in my space this morning while we talked. I will attest your breath was minty fresh.

Welcome back sweetheart good to see your face

Ot stop drooling or carry a bucket

Upper nothin, lower echleon is more loke it

I forgot to mention you also caught last week's Enquirer. All the gossip that is either old or untrue. You need to up your game.

Ohh Ashton does this mean we aren't friends anymore?

Because I said so.....just because

You don't know,deep inside this armor.The warrior is a child.

In the Ghetto Elvis Presley

Lyrics

As the snow flies On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' A poor little baby child is born In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

And his mama cries 'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need It's another hungry mouth to feed In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

People, don't you understand The child needs a helping hand Or he'll grow to be an angry young man some day? Take a look at you and me Are we too blind to see Do we simply turn our heads, and look the other way?

Well, the world turns And a hungry little boy with a runny nose Plays in the street as the cold wind blows In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

And his hunger burns So he starts to roam the streets at night And he learns how to steal, and he learns how to fight In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

Then one night in desperation A young man breaks away He buys a gun, steals a car Tries to run, but he don't get far And his mama cries

As a crowd gathers 'round an angry young man Face down on the street with a gun in his hand In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

And as her young man dies On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' Another little baby child is born In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

And his mama cries (in the ghetto) (In the ghetto) (Aah-aah)

Songwriters: Mac Davis

In the Ghetto lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishin…

so conceited lol