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| Topic: Post your Worst Rejection Lines here | |
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As a counterpart to the Worst Pickup Lines, what are the Worst Rejection Lines you've come across or thought of?
For example (and not my best but...): Lame Guy: I seem to have misplaced my sense of humor. Can you help me find it? Woman: Try looking in a mirror. |
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Edited by
JustBeHonest
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Fri 11/09/18 05:56 PM
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Lame guy: I’d like to get into your pants Lady: sorry, I’ve already got an a**hole in there |
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The account you are trying to reach has been disabled.
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I've never been rejected.
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I've never been rejected.
You have now. 
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Lame guy: I’d like to get into your pants Lady: sorry, I’ve already got an a**hole in there  you and David I can't stop giggling
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Dating you would be like getting f---ed by a chainsaw.
Three things: papercut, p---s, lemon juice. Still interested? Oh wow, I've got a p---s too! Yeah, so....My last name is Bobbit? |
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Cannot think of one Online Meets usually I reject .
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I don't do rejection lines.
I feel it more permanent, if i make itemized rejection lists, for those who don't qualify for the audition. |
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LOL Okay, guys and gals.
But my intent is to make people laugh. 
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LOL Okay, guys and gals. But my intent is to make people laugh.
How is it funny saying mean and rude things to people? Sorry, I don't get the humor. I personally don't like being rejected... and I would feel horrible if someone said those things to me so I wouldn't say it to someone else... least not intentionally.  Sorry! 
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The point is the ridiculousness of the line, not being mean.
As in, bursting out laughing because you can't believe someone actually said it or might say it. |
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Try finding a ridiculous one that isn't nasty or cruel. An actual funny one.
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The point is the ridiculousness of the line, not being mean. As in, bursting out laughing because you can't believe someone actually said it or might say it. It is akin to Mad magazine's "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions". |
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