Thoughts of a good single man.

1) Ahhhh, its a good day, I can get soooo much done.
2) (Next day) Ugh! I hate coming home to a empty apartment.
3) Sheesh, I really would like some great NSA sex.
4) Well, that ain't happ'nen. To much psychological aftermath.
5) (surfing dating sites or FB profiles) Hmmmm, sure would be nice to have nice girlfriend.
6) (!!!internal anxiety!!!) Naaah! Then I gotta check in every day, explain what im doing, sense of obligation, all that emotional work.....
7) Whats on YouTube?......
8 ) I think Ill go work on my car...
9) (11:30 pm) Hmmmm, I wonder what my kids are doing?
10) Do they think of me?
11) God I wish I had a normal home life.
12) Is there something wrong with me?
13) Am I not able to have a relationship with a woman?
14) (Laying diagonally in a king size bed) This is nice!
15) (morning) ..... ughhh.... this sucks waking up alone.....

Did you make that up or have you done a survey lol

1, 3, 5, 6, 8, 14, repeat. Need to mix in some drinks and a social life too! Number 6 defines what many women are looking for in a relationship and why some of us aren't going there.

Only 1 and 14 apply to me. 14, because my cats need the pillows

I'm wondering the same as Cranky_Geezer...
and JustBeHonest... did you make this up or have you conducted a survey?

Or is this similar to one of those male bashing threads?

Sorry Tx Girl, I'm not getting where you're going with this

I found this posted somewhere else and thought what the heck. I posted to see what everyone had to say about it.

vs in me had to do it.

It's a good one, Tx Girl. Made me smile
Thanks for sharing

My thoughts? Some of the list is crap and there are many things left out. Some might even find it mildly insulting that the list of "good" single man thoughts could be distilled down to 15.

Ah... yes, seeing how others respond to different things is interesting.

Personally, to me it appears negative or like the thought process of a depressed person. That can happen to anyone, not just a man.

I first read it as NASA sex --okay! Johnson Space Center is just down the road. An astronaut would be great!

right! Bad men probably have 5,000 such thoughts a day. LOL

Oh I thought 15 was too many

Thoughts of a single male Melmacian. Good is assumed because he is a Melmacian:

1) Ahhhh, its a good day, I can get soooo much done.
2) (Next day) Yay! I have an apartment to myself. I can do what I want.
3) I really would like some kitty.
4) Well, that ain't happ'nen. To much chasing, and I'm tired.
5) (surfing dating sites or FB profiles) Hmmmm, sure would be nice to have nice girlfriend.
6) (!!!internal anxiety!!!) Naaah! Then I gotta check to see if she is a law officer or a law informant.....
7) What's on EweTube?......

8 ) I think I'll go work on my space ship...
9) (11:30 pm) Hmmmm, I wonder if the cat roast is done?

10) Do cats fear me?
11) God I wish I had more cat recipes.
12) Is there something wrong with Humans?
13) Am I not able to have a relationship with a woman until the statute of limitations runs out?
14) Never get a king-size bed until you have seen how tall the king is.

15) (morning) ..... ughhh.... this sucks waking up before noon.....

If those are the thoughts of a GOOD single man, I fear to ask what the thoughts of a BAD one are. Excluding serial killers, for example.

I think they’re the same but with bodies in the backyard

I love all the different reactions. I didn't make this one up by no means. I just copied and pasted it from somewhere else. It made me laugh.

Now someone need to post the thoughts of an Excellent Single Man ready to really ready find someone.

PLEASE DO!

Love it.