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Topic: Top 5 Reasons trick or treating is better than sex
Happyolegal Joined Thu 09/20/18 Posts: 123	Mon 10/29/18 06:38 AM
5. You are guaranteed to get at least something in the sack. 4. If you get tired you can wait ten minutes and do it again. 3. The uglier you look the easier it is to get some. 2. If you don't like what you get you just go next door. 1. You can do the whole neighborhood

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Mon 10/29/18 06:44 AM


Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Mon 10/29/18 06:44 AM
If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky If you have two faces you finally fit in! Nobody ask why you have so many costumes

Happyolegal Joined Thu 09/20/18 Posts: 123	Mon 10/29/18 07:10 AM
If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky If you have two faces you finally fit in! Nobody ask why you have so many costumes You are hilarious!!!

@blrguy74 Joined Thu 07/26/18 Posts: 126	Mon 10/29/18 08:18 AM
... - the less they know you, the better your chances of getting some - works way better as an excuse to visit the new neighbor - your parents want you to do it and even dress you up for it

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