A NURSE WALKS IN, CHECKING ON ONE OF HER PATIENTS, AN ELDERLY MAN......
SHE ASKED. HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? HE REPLIED, MY PRIVATES DIED TODAY...SHE ASKED, WHAT DID YOU SAY?

HE SAID AGAIN, MY PRIVATES DIED TODAY........SHE SAID NOTHING AND FINISHED HER JOB WITH HIM, THEN TURNED AND LEFT THE ROOM....

THE NEXT MORNING THE SAME NURSE GOES IN TO CHECK ON HER PATIENT, AND HE WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND......

SHE LEFT THE ROOM AND LOOKED DOWN THE HALLWAY AND SPOTTED THE ELDERLY MAN WALKING IN THE HALL WITH HIS GOWN WIDE OPEN... .......

SHE ASKED: WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE IN THE HALL WAY SHOWING YOURSELF LIKE THAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!

HE REPLIED: I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY MY PRIVATES DIED AND TODAY IS THE VIEWING!!!!!!!!

I am sure something like that has happend. Old people come up with the funniest stuff!!