There was a guy at a bar which happened to be on the upper level of a building. He ordered a tequila, drank it down, and then walked over to the other side of the room and jumped out the window. A few minutes later, the same guy came into the bar, sat down, ordered another shot of tequila, and drank it down. He again went over and jumped out the window. A few minutes later, he reappeared again, sat down, and ordered another shot of tequila. Another man, close to him at the bar, looked at him, confounded, and said, "Dude. How do you do that?" The first guy says, "I'll show you." He ordered each of them a shot of tequila, which they each drank down. He led the second guy to the window, and told him to jump out. He did - to his death. The bartender shook his head and said, "Superman, you're such an asshole when you're drunk."

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