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Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 8
hardBNhard Joined Mon 11/05/12 Posts: 2130	Mon 01/21/19 06:52 PM
**** you Rubber hose.... Dont forget to fill it with lead bb's

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Mon 01/21/19 07:13 PM
Now I keep thinking about "Welcome Back Kotter" and Vinnie Barbarino saying "Up your nose with a rubber hose"

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Tue 01/22/19 12:58 AM
I thought of the same thing Okay... Now it's the middle of the night, I'd send him to the couch but it's freezing and my feet are like ice... c'mere

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 01/22/19 05:47 AM
Tickle her so she will make me cinnamon rolls and coffee

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Tue 01/22/19 06:03 AM
Bring her some brekkie

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 01/22/19 06:13 AM
Ask what's for brekkie

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Tue 01/22/19 06:15 AM
Liquor

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 01/22/19 06:17 AM
For me or You?

hardBNhard Joined Mon 11/05/12 Posts: 2130	Tue 01/22/19 07:38 AM
Cinnamon roll with a cognac flavored icing and baileys rish cream coffee ! There ! Brekkie for all but leave your rubber hose at the door . Last one in bed has to do the dishes . G-morning all

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Tue 01/22/19 10:17 AM
Send the dobermans in to clear the bed off... Then go buy new bedroom door locks so people stop getting into my bed...

hardBNhard Joined Mon 11/05/12 Posts: 2130	Tue 01/22/19 10:23 AM
Send the dobermans in to clear the bed off... Then go buy new bedroom door locks so people stop getting into my bed... We were only borrowing it ya big meany

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Tue 01/22/19 10:39 AM
HBH there is so much bacon in here that the Dobermans won't even notice us.

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 01/22/19 10:57 AM
Get the broom and shoo him over to River

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Tue 01/22/19 11:00 AM
Lock the door and climb in bed...

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 01/22/19 11:02 AM
Tackle Tickle And lick his nose

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Tue 01/22/19 11:02 AM
Ouch.... watch where you are poking that broom handle young lady.

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 01/22/19 11:08 AM
smartazz on a stick

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Tue 01/22/19 11:13 AM
Ask her what she wants for brekkie

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 01/22/19 11:15 AM
Tell him steak and eggs

hardBNhard Joined Mon 11/05/12 Posts: 2130	Tue 01/22/19 11:36 AM
smartazz on a stick Is that a smarazz kabob ? Or a johnsicle ? Either way you will need lots of alcohol to wash that down