My boss is a frickin lunatic! Has me running all over the place for no good reason. Keeps putting words in my mouth.. Sits and plays on the computer when he should be working. Works when he should be playing.. Keeps me up at night sometimes with the most rediculous crap...


Did I mention I work for myself?

No no don't get me wrong. I'm not a violent person. And I'm independent at my job. I don't have to see my coworkers and I do not want to see my coworkers. And I'm not in charge of them. But they screw up and I have to clean up their messes? Oh no. That isn't how it works. I'm not a babysitter and in a high risk job you do not take chances. So their stupidity gets them injured and killed. But if they risk my life too well they get um uh my two cents worth?

my ex girlfriend

Two of my coworkers thought it was funny to put my phone number on craigs list with an ad saying 1000 free porn magazines. Yeh 28 hours straight my phone rang with every perv in the nation calling. I thought it was funny to send my biker freinds to their homes at 2 am and drag them out of their homes and beat them till they released their bowels and bladders.

I don't hate my coworkers. I just want them to stay away from me.

Sorry longhair.. But in one breath you say "beat into a stain". In the next "I'm not a violent person...".

I'd watch those fence posts you are stradling, when you try to have both feet firmly placed on the ground.

Not that I'm blamin ya.. I'd in the very least be tempted to do the same... and have in similar circumstances.

But to claim non violence? Would make about as much sense as me saying "I binge, but only in moderation".

P.S. I'm gonna have to remember that Craig's list gig.. I'm surprised I have not thought of that.