-----Jesus' Dad's Name
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, 'What was Jesus' mother's name?'
One child answered, 'Mary.'
The teacher then asked, 'Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?'
A little kid said, 'Verge.'
Confused, the teacher asked, 'Where did you get that?'
The kid said, 'Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because a lot of people are
sleeping.'
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church.
Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
'You're not supposed to talk out loud in church.'
'Why? Who's going to stop me?' Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
'See those two men standing by the door?
They're hushers.'

cute

awe...haha, I love kids :P So funny :)