Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! | |
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Well I am not so sure your wife wouldn't put up a fight on that one....
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dear diary,
Hey, not THAT part but you're right y'know now that you mention it. I'll think about it. |
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I think they are in the aisle next too the DEPENDS ... , as in DEPENDS what kind of boyfriend you are looking
oh man, sometiomes I am just NOT funny OK gotta go ... kids called and are hungry for dinner .. WTF is up wit dat ?? Later all ... CAIO |
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Depends....LMAO! As in the things for adult incontinence??? Haaahaaahaa Yep the men just may be there!!
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I'm wondering what kind of man that would be.
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LOL....I don't think I want a 100 year old boyfriend
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Incontinence is unattractive at any age.
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Tru dat!!! LMAO
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Dear diary.......
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GYPSY!!!!! WHERE YOU BEEN ALLLLLLLLL DAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
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Dear Diary.....
LMFAO at Gypsy's pic SHOES.....OMG your funny |
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did ya miss me???
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Yaaaaaa!!!!Sorry had to get the girls tucked into their beds and reading a story....
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thats ok..........Im cleaning as I type......
Dear diary......I spent waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much money today and maybe I should stay home tomorrow so I wont do that anymore |
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OOOOHHHHHH.....what did you buy???? Anything fun, cool, or sparkly???
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Its all kinda a blur right now......gift cards,,,,BAM!!! groceries......a new Johnson!!! and some new bras
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dear diary,
put your hands up, and step away from the credit cards. |
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oooooohhhhhh.....new bras???? do they lift and seperate??? I need some new bras....and I definately need a Johnson.....LOL
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Dear diary.......yes they lift and separate....not that they werent separate to begin with... Ohhhhhhhhhhh and my johnson....he is way longer than my last johnson.....I bet he is about 3 ft long!!!
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Dear Diary, I'm back for a bit. HUmmmmmmm, shoes, depends and a johnson
Thanks for the giggle Has no money to do anything, I live vicariously through everyone else Hell! I don't even eat! No money for food, but know where to go to get it |
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