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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! | |
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Maybe it's the smell of your slippers.
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shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadapppppppp!!!
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THIS IS STRANGER THAN FICTION!!!!!!!!
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Now I'm wondering what Purple smells like.
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LIKE MY FEET???
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hi i'm at bills ...where having wild sex right now. we had some cocaine and hes naked . what should i do
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uHHHHHHHHHHH hI bILL!!!!! DID YOU JUST TYPE THAT WITH YOUR WINKY???
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UHHHHHHHHHHH RECEIVED WEIRD MESSAGES FROM BEYOND........COULD IT BE THE DEVIL????
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OHHHHHHHHHH I HEAR A BILL.............SYBIL??? WHERE ARE YOU???? ARE YOU TIED UP IN A CLOSET WITH DUCT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH???????? SYBIL???
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Dear diary, I do everything with my winky.
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Got arrested at the bakery for putting 5 extra large glazed donuts on me nana.
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Cocaine is a funny drug.......CAUSE IM RICK JAMES *****!!!
geeeeeeeeeez where is sybil??? 
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Dear diary, I got my seat back, cruise control on and steering with my wiener.
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I had to use my willy winky wonka \ hows kid??
purple says:hehheheehh 
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dear diary........my **** just called your number.......by Kevin Bloody Wilson.....
Ok you have to like australian humour for that one...
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ohhhhhhhhhh so we are talking to the famous "Bill"
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hey bill did you do an 8 ball??? are you completely messed up??? I hope you have hair because its all going to fall out....any second.......I can feel it.....
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bla..not used to this lap top thinger..purple says ..I wanna get him to make a legoman profile!! bit buzzed right now..lol..
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not an 8 ball are you nuts!!
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