I like long legs...

big brown eyes...

brown hair...

really really horny.

and loves to have sex outdoors!


Uh-Oh!!....

wait a minute!!..


I think i just described a moose,didnt i?

Thought you were going to say your dog

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Was at the movies with my daughters. A couple of ladies walked in and started waiving frantically.... my girls were eating popcorn and stopped, turned there heads and both just simultaneously gave me a “look “ After the movie we get to the car and my older daughter asks who the women were. I simply replied former patients. My older daughter then inquiries so your not going to date them? I chuckled and say no daddy doesn’t plan on dating any crazy women. My older daughter without hesitation replies, “You know Daddy your track record isn’t too good when it comes to that.”