Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 65 | |
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tries to buy every seatless unicycle i make
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Nobody wants his seatless unicycles So rides a different one each day
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that's cuz y'all are much more fun to ride.
gives me free tickets (by the roll) to try to get me to ride her ride. |
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Edited by
Daisy
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Tue 04/02/19 12:43 PM
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Rides women when he has no unicycles
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Is a secret
descendant of royalty. |
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put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
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Wrote his own phone number on the bathroom wall.
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was in the bathroom passing out sharpies
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Paid me to pass the sharpies out.
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Placed 3rd at a Micheal Jackson look-alike contest (its just the glasses cutie)
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Edited by
d__u__b
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Tue 04/02/19 07:41 PM
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Paid me to pass the sharpies out. literally charges peanuts ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sponsored by fuller brush |
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Taste tester at a condom factory
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Edited by
d__u__b
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Tue 04/02/19 07:41 PM
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his dream job (just to be clear...we are toasting his excellent joke...not indulging his dreams) |
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Edited by
hardBNhard
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Tue 04/02/19 09:02 PM
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his dream job (just to be clear...we are toasting his excellent joke...not indulging his dreams) But i only want to test the cherry flavored ! Leave the banana for you ot- His Year Book claimed him as "Most Likely to Write Obituary jokes for Hallmark" |
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voted most likely to leave his banana out and about
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Puts salt on his cheese pizza
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Closet full of Prada everything....
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Has a obscure panda fetish !
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Shhhhh…
Got the prada from her |
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She once used Fabreeze when she ran out of deoderant
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