Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 65 | |
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It’s true, He really is soft all the time and uses popsicle sticks and duct tape |
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woke up drunk
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Many times lol! He showers in his underwear |
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only cuz you puked on me again.
salts her feet to make her shoes fit. |
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Really! Good on ya Takes bubble baths with his rubber ducky |
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Once won a wet T-shirt contest at a gay bar
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As long as I won, it’s cool! He watches gay porn in secret |
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I told you not to tell you silly girl
Ot-thinks the moon really is made of cheese |
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Yummy cheese! Fly me to the moon. Stands at the supermarket and chucks a moon at unsuspecting females |
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Your just jealous cause i didnt moon you
Ate cheesecake off the floor that was there longer then 10 seconds |
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It’s the 3 second rule for dropped food and yuck! Picks his nose and eats it. |
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Eeeewww
Goes to old age homes in the middle of the night to flatten one wheel on the wheelchairs and goes back the next day to see the poor old folk go in circles |
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Edited by
hardBNhard
on
Mon 02/25/19 08:04 PM
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Steals underwear from clotheslines because he’s too cheap to buy some |
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I only did that once .... and i told you i would give you back your panties .
Plays patti cake patti cake by herself in the dark |
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I like patti’s cakes! Wears women’s panties! |
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*only off your clothesline i told you*
Once rode a 1 hump camel through a McDonalds drive-thru |
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And never spilled a drop of coffee! He once made love to a chimpanzee and said she was the best ever! |
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Madam over 3 houses
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Running the Dublin Marathon in July
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