Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x =tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Bill Clinton becomes Lumpy Gigglechunks, Tony Blair becomes Falafel Toiletbuns and Saddam Hussein becomes Snotty Wafflechunks.

Damn it. I'm Falafel monkey brains.

lumpy bananatushie???.....mwahahahaahahahhaaaa

snotty chucklesniffer? ummm interesting lol

loopy waffle sniffer (sigh and a sniff)

oprah bananafanny...Hmmmm

POOPSIE TOILETMOUTH HERE

i'm a snottypicklepants

Loopy Gizzard Chunks

Buttercup Bubblechunks

<----lumpy bubblebuns

fluffy gigglesniffer

Gidget Lizants

Gidget Toilettush

it has come to my attention
that my name would be :

pinkypicklepants or snottypickle pants
seeing i'm in cognetio all the time i do have the rite to choose either one of my bully names which ever i feel suits my mood :

Loopy Gigglebuns

oprah toilet