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Topic: Did Jesus like cheese?
The Wrong Alice Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 1437	Sun 05/27/18 08:27 PM Edited by The Wrong Alice on Sun 05/27/18 08:53 PM
If so did he like it more than Mohammed. Or was Solomon the biggest cheese freak. Did Apollo prefer feta or parmesan. How about Shiva does he prefer blue cheese. Was Thor a mozzarella lover. And what about the lady gods or are they too busy knitting?

The Wrong Alice Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 1437	Sun 05/27/18 08:59 PM
No disrespect towards cheese will be tolerated - Babybell scriptures. 3 n a third 9

d__u__b Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 15048	Sun 05/27/18 10:18 PM
Buddha looks like a wheel of gouda. coincidence? i think not.

The Wrong Alice Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 1437	Mon 05/28/18 04:45 AM
Excellent point, from the Tibetan book of cheese I believe

ciretom Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 4953	Mon 05/28/18 10:04 AM
I'm going to assume Jesus preferred American cheese. I keep hearing how he created loaves and fishes. That's like a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish. And those always come with American cheese. I would imagine way back then "natural" cheese was easy to come by, but the technology to make processed cheese was kinda rare. So processed Cheese was an exotic delicacy. Didn't kings and queens drape themselves in finery, like silks and velveeta?

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Mon 05/28/18 10:31 AM
The devil prefers 'fromunda' cheese...

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Mon 05/28/18 10:31 AM
Well he did't choose to turn water to fondue.

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Mon 05/28/18 10:45 AM
Well he did't choose to turn water to fondue. But wine does go well with cheese.

The Wrong Alice Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 1437	Mon 05/28/18 12:36 PM
Well well, he had a 2nd well full of fondue, hidden from the unbelievers. 0. 8 the book of Wensleydale

lu_rosemary Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 9123	Mon 05/28/18 12:49 PM
No, he didn’t.

d__u__b Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 15048	Mon 05/28/18 05:33 PM
the knowledge that Jesus never had a proper cheeseburger makes me sad. being that he's but a fictional character, i think you can rest easy.

Stu Joined Sun 07/23/17 Posts: 22537	Mon 05/28/18 06:22 PM
Goat cheese maybe...

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9013	Mon 05/28/18 07:27 PM
I am sure I posted about baby cheeses did someone eat him

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Mon 05/28/18 08:40 PM
the knowledge that Jesus never had a proper cheeseburger makes me sad. Mushroom swiss burger - use the right mushrooms and you might think you're God too.

The Wrong Alice Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 1437	Tue 05/29/18 09:31 AM
Lord Shiva planted the mushrooms, amongst other things, to enhance his fondness for cheese. 69.96 book of Stilton

Easttowest72 Joined Tue 04/24/18 Posts: 2169	Tue 05/29/18 09:55 AM
I love blue cheese and I think Jesus liked it too.

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Tue 05/29/18 10:50 AM
I love blue cheese and I think Jesus liked it too. Blue cheese goes nice in a Greek salad

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Tue 05/29/18 11:26 AM
I like blue cheese dressing on spicy hot chicken wings. MMmm, chicken wings...

The Wrong Alice Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 1437	Tue 05/29/18 03:03 PM
Sophia invented cheese dip, ssshhh!!! 7.14 the ladies book of immaculate confection

westy602 Joined Mon 10/10/16 Posts: 469	Tue 05/29/18 05:30 PM
Cheeses Christ!..