The Sensitive Man


A woman meets Bob on Match.





They talk; they connect; they end up having drinks..







They get back to his place,




And as he shows her around his condo,




She notices that one wall of his bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.


There are three shelves in the bedroom,




With hundreds of cute,



Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed


In rows, covering the wall!


It was obvious that Bob had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them,



And she was immediately touched


By the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.


There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf,


Medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf,


And huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy


To have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,


She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side,


But doesn't mention this to him.


They share a bottle of wine, and
continue talking and,



After awhile, she finds herself
thinking,




'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!





She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips.


He responds warmly.




They continue to kiss, the passion builds,



And he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom



Where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.


She is so overwhelmed that she
responds with more passion,



More creativity, more heat than she
has ever known.




After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,


They are lying there together in
the afterglow.


The woman rolls over, gently
strokes his chest and asks coyly,


'Well, how was it?'




The guy gently smiles at her,




Strokes her cheek,




Looks deeply into her eyes,




and says:















































'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'

an oldie but still funny

most of my jokes are probably oldies,but i still find them funny,so i just thought i would share some of them with you.

I quite agree!

Kind of makes you wonder what she'd have to do to win a big one.

that's smart, you figured out why he did that