Sometimes I wish I was broke and handsome so my girlfriend would introduce me to her family and friends like:

Bae: Atleast he is handsome.

To be ugly and broke complicates dating.

It's like some married men who introduce their wives of average beauty..

Married man: Troy, don't marry beauty.

Me: don't tell me what to do!!! When I need your opinion I will ask. Why are you discriminating against the beautiful? It's not their fault they are beautiful.

In my heart I am like...

so what is your point?

Sometimes I wish I had my wallet from when I was about 12.
I made some summer money by mowing lawns, but then I lost it.
It was leather, with a lighter leather braided into it along the edge, and it had a picture of spiderman on it.
Only I wish it was magic. So when I took out a dollar and spent it, 2 would appear in the wallet. Or a 10 if I spent a 5, and so on.
That's what I sometimes wish.

I had one of those, it was magic!
Yours must have been broken?


To me, ugly and beautiful are descriptives of personality.
I consider appearance as 'attractive' or 'not attractive'.
And...that is a personal assessment made by me, not expected to be adopted by others. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but society tries to unify those assessments and people unwittingly go along with the concensus.

Chances are you're also not broke.
You might have a cash flow limitation that prevents you from massive free spending but the money you do have is probably going towards things you value more than your free spending.