Topic: Berts New Boots
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Sun 04/29/18 07:21 PM
Bert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought
them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret, age 75, looked him over.
"Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert,
what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be
hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yelled,
"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S
HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda' bought a hat, Bert!
Shoulda' bought a hat."

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Sun 04/29/18 07:24 PM
noway surprised rofl :thumbsup:

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Sun 04/29/18 07:32 PM
rofl

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Wed 09/01/21 04:53 AM
:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::cocktail:

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Wed 09/01/21 09:25 AM
:joy::joy::joy:

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Wed 09/01/21 10:26 AM
Good one! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:laugh

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Wed 09/01/21 10:29 AM

Good one! ��

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Wed 09/01/21 02:31 PM
Funnylaugh .