take care ....drop in 2 the forum wen u come back ...we want some blondes here ....i think the non blondes are winning the battle

i am back to rage the war against the blondes ......lol......

where b my cutlass.......

jokin ....lol

where r ya guys ?????

so you have returned???and you say blondes are dumb!

i am back ....where r ya blondes????

an official announcement :
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i hereby declare that i will not post any more blonde jokes ....

this is a permanent thing....i wud not post any jokes regarding blondes ....as a result of a request from someone very close to me .......and my heart....

but i wud want to see this thread blossom ....
i wud request u guys 2 continue the good job ....and try various other topics in this thread other than blonde jokes
if u lack ideas ....mail 2 kayak69 ..he willl be glad 2 help
hope u all enjoy urslf .....

love and regards

Max

hello people ...i am back ......

but hey ...i am not discussing blondes anymore ....so u blondes can breathe easy ....

this time my survey would be :

WHO HAS MORE FUN IN LIFE ....THE MAN OR THE WOMAN....?????
(in all aspects of life....lol)

feel free 2 share ur thoughts

regards maxhart and kayak69

let the unleashing begin!

hey pple ...... i am back .....

and i am lookin bad in black ......

that may be true but Brunettes are smarter

now we r talkin sense .... aint we cajunfroggy.....

2 bad the blondes dont understand that ...lol

Dear Diary,

Monday Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home, it's
fun to cook for Bob. Today I made an angel food cake and the
recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have
enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow enough bowls to beat
the eggs in. The cake turned out fine.

Tuesday We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said,
serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But, Bob happened to
bring a friend home for supper that night. Did they ever look
startled when I served the salad.

Wednesday I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said,
"Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some
water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda
silly in the middle of the week. I can't say it improved the
rice any.

Thursday Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.
It said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one
hour before serving." I hunted all over the garden by my mom's.
So I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there
one hour so the dog would not take it. Bob came over and asked
if I felt all right. I wonder why?

Friday Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put
all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did, right
over to my mom's house. There must have been something wrong
with the recipe, because when I came back home again it looked
the same as when I left it.

Saturday Bob went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He
asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens
dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found a
doll dress and some little shoes. I thought the hen looked real
cute. When Bob saw it, I wondered why he counted to 10.

Sunday Today Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve
roast, but all we had in the icebox, was hamburger. So I put it
in the oven and set the controls for roast. Must be the oven,
because it still came out hamburger.

Good night, Dear Diary. This has been an exciting week. I am
eager for tomorrow to come, so I can try a new recipe on Bob.

lol...ha ha ha ha

Hey Max

How are ya?

aha.......

hello my brother in arms ....waz up ....

hows life ?????

Life's real good, Though still single. Besides that it's all good. How's life treating you?

hey bro ..... lifes screwed up ...as usual.....

hows the pooch....

and where the heck r all the blondes ????

The pooch is NUTS as usual, but that's why I love him.

Yeah, Where are all the blondes? I don't have but 1 or 2 blonde jokes left.

well ....we can always refill our arsenal ......now cant we ????

We could try

ohhhh yeah .... u sed it .....

so whos gonna fire the first volley ....u or me ???