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Ahhhhhh......the memories. I was 34, about a year removed from my divorce, so I was basically getting my feet wet in the dating world. I had been on a few dates and none had been disastrous. So I was feeling pretty good about dating and thought that all the horror stories I had heard about were overrated. And then I met a girl who just simply would not shut up. Ever been on a date where you only maybe say ten words in a three hour time frame? Well, ole Goof has. She would literally ask me a question, and I maybe would get one word in before she was talking about herself again. I literally looked at the waiter one time and he could read my thoughts.....even he was like "Dude. Get the "F" outta here. This chick is loco". 
The kicker was that on the next day, I went on the dating site (where we had met on) and she stated that "I wasn't a good match for her". I died laughing and then put in my experience on the date "She wouldn't shut her trap unless it had food in it....and sometimes she even talked with her mouth full....which is a turn off for me and therefore I cannot date someone with terrible table manners". I might have been a bit perturbed with her.
Wait! Did you date my sister? 
Maybe your sister's evil twin or something.
But I am my sister’s evil twin! JK. We are two years apart, not twins. Though we look enough alike people accuse us of being twins. Haha! |
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Ahhhhhh......the memories. I was 34, about a year removed from my divorce, so I was basically getting my feet wet in the dating world. I had been on a few dates and none had been disastrous. So I was feeling pretty good about dating and thought that all the horror stories I had heard about were overrated. And then I met a girl who just simply would not shut up. Ever been on a date where you only maybe say ten words in a three hour time frame? Well, ole Goof has. She would literally ask me a question, and I maybe would get one word in before she was talking about herself again. I literally looked at the waiter one time and he could read my thoughts.....even he was like "Dude. Get the "F" outta here. This chick is loco".
The kicker was that on the next day, I went on the dating site (where we had met on) and she stated that "I wasn't a good match for her". I died laughing and then put in my experience on the date "She wouldn't shut her trap unless it had food in it....and sometimes she even talked with her mouth full....which is a turn off for me and therefore I cannot date someone with terrible table manners". I might have been a bit perturbed with her.
Wait! Did you date my sister?
Maybe your sister's evil twin or something.
But I am my sister’s evil twin! JK. We are two years apart, not twins. Though we look enough alike people accuse us of being twins. Haha! |
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Ahhhhhh......the memories. I was 34, about a year removed from my divorce, so I was basically getting my feet wet in the dating world. I had been on a few dates and none had been disastrous. So I was feeling pretty good about dating and thought that all the horror stories I had heard about were overrated. And then I met a girl who just simply would not shut up. Ever been on a date where you only maybe say ten words in a three hour time frame? Well, ole Goof has. She would literally ask me a question, and I maybe would get one word in before she was talking about herself again. I literally looked at the waiter one time and he could read my thoughts.....even he was like "Dude. Get the "F" outta here. This chick is loco".
The kicker was that on the next day, I went on the dating site (where we had met on) and she stated that "I wasn't a good match for her". I died laughing and then put in my experience on the date "She wouldn't shut her trap unless it had food in it....and sometimes she even talked with her mouth full....which is a turn off for me and therefore I cannot date someone with terrible table manners". I might have been a bit perturbed with her.
Wait! Did you date my sister?
Maybe your sister's evil twin or something.
But I am my sister’s evil twin! JK. We are two years apart, not twins. Though we look enough alike people accuse us of being twins. Haha! I stopped when you said you were the evil twin. 
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Ahhhhhh......the memories. I was 34, about a year removed from my divorce, so I was basically getting my feet wet in the dating world. I had been on a few dates and none had been disastrous. So I was feeling pretty good about dating and thought that all the horror stories I had heard about were overrated. And then I met a girl who just simply would not shut up. Ever been on a date where you only maybe say ten words in a three hour time frame? Well, ole Goof has. She would literally ask me a question, and I maybe would get one word in before she was talking about herself again. I literally looked at the waiter one time and he could read my thoughts.....even he was like "Dude. Get the "F" outta here. This chick is loco".
The kicker was that on the next day, I went on the dating site (where we had met on) and she stated that "I wasn't a good match for her". I died laughing and then put in my experience on the date "She wouldn't shut her trap unless it had food in it....and sometimes she even talked with her mouth full....which is a turn off for me and therefore I cannot date someone with terrible table manners". I might have been a bit perturbed with her.
Wait! Did you date my sister?
Maybe your sister's evil twin or something.
But I am my sister’s evil twin! JK. We are two years apart, not twins. Though we look enough alike people accuse us of being twins. Haha! I stopped when you said you were the evil twin.
It’s ironic that she’s the talker, and while I am very social in the forums...am actually not that talkative in person. |
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it was a first date and after he had finished eating he pulled a toothpick out of his pocket and proceeded to pick his teeth! The worst part was that he licked it clean & put it back in his pocket - what a class act!
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Everything going well at first. Then she drops the N word and starts spouting anti semetic garbage. I don't care if you are Athena herself.
GAME OVER! |
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Everything going well at first. Then she drops the N word and starts spouting anti semetic garbage. I don't care if you are Athena herself. GAME OVER! Nothing funny about that! 
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I was 18, working as a sales person when one of the supply guys started hitting on me; I figured he was about 30, was scared cos I hadn't been on any dates before.
He asks me to meet up for ice cream & I did but was so nervous and couldn't eat much of mine. Dude literally took the cup and scraped it clean. He said he didn't want his money to go to waste. I wished the ground would just open and swallow me up. |
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When a girlfriend set me up with her man friends cousin years ago. I didn't know the man, but my girlfriend left with her man after a night on town and breakfast at a Cafe. I had to drive the man home, because he came with his cousin in his car. He chatted all during the date about himself and his cousin paid for all the breakfast bill. I couldn't wait to drop him off, he asked for another outing I said, no. Lol. He was very handsome thou.
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