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Topic: What happens when Gods get dysentery problems ?
yana39roy Joined Sun 01/14/18 Posts: 37	Sun 02/18/18 08:39 AM
When the Gods get angry on the Earth inhabitants; thunderstorm comes . What happens when the Gods get dysentry issue ?

chris2460 Joined Thu 11/17/16 Posts: 834	Sun 02/18/18 09:06 AM
volcanoes erupt!

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sun 02/18/18 09:12 AM
There is a general religion forum here amd specific religion forums for this, even though it is a bit disgusting.

onlytrueharley Joined Sun 08/21/16 Posts: 1	Sun 02/18/18 09:12 AM
God can't get sick !!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Sun 02/18/18 09:27 AM
With earthquakes, floods, wildfires, tornados, cyclones, and all the other "natural" disasters we suffer from, one would hope "The Gods" take care of themselves and watch what they eat and drink.

DaddyK53 Joined Tue 01/16/18 Posts: 45	Sun 02/18/18 12:00 PM
You move aside and give them plenty of space

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Sun 02/18/18 12:42 PM
What happens when the Gods get dysentry issue ? and God commanded, Let there be Glade pop-up's and lo and behold, there WERE Glade pop-up's

chris2460 Joined Thu 11/17/16 Posts: 834	Sun 02/18/18 12:43 PM Edited by chris2460 on Sun 02/18/18 12:46 PM
There is a general religion forum here amd specific religion forums for this, even though it is a bit disgusting. I think this was meant to be seen as funny & not a serious religious topic! I seriously doubt the poster thinks thunderstorms happens when "the gods get angry"!

MrBeeKeeper Joined Mon 05/02/16 Posts: 6906	Sun 02/18/18 12:53 PM
When the Gods get angry on the Earth inhabitants; thunderstorm comes . What happens when the Gods get dysentry issue ? All the religious people here please forgive my twisted sense of humour, but seems to me that He's already got a serious one .. we just used to call it a Global Warming. Even God ain't capable to digest all the crap we've created on Earth ..

ciretom Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 4953	Sun 02/18/18 01:24 PM
When the Gods get angry on the Earth inhabitants; thunderstorm comes . What happens when the Gods get dysentry issue ? They go to the godctor and get some gatorade so they don't deihydrate, I supposite-ory?

lu_rosemary Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 9123	Sun 02/18/18 01:25 PM


Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Sun 02/18/18 01:34 PM
I got dysentery on liberty in Turkey from drinking their tap water. The corpsman suggested eating lettuce and greens to stop it up. That worked. Perhaps God just consumes stuffy religious fanatics to stop himself up?

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Sun 02/18/18 01:55 PM
My apologies to the regulars of this Religion thread.. i think the OP's intent was to be taken humorously and my previous post was an attempt to reply in kind... the OP was moved here after the time allowed to edit my post out i don't think this is place for joking comments... so, if they don't move it again, my apologies..

Charles1962150 Joined Tue 03/13/12 Posts: 3403	Sun 02/18/18 04:26 PM
Everything goes to shyt. That's what happens. I mean, seriously, just look around you.

yana39roy Joined Sun 01/14/18 Posts: 37	Mon 02/19/18 12:48 AM
There is a general religion forum here amd specific religion forums for this, even though it is a bit disgusting. I think this was meant to be seen as funny & not a serious religious topic! I seriously doubt the poster thinks thunderstorms happens when "the gods get angry"! YOU TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH

yana39roy Joined Sun 01/14/18 Posts: 37	Mon 02/19/18 12:50 AM
Yama . .you are envisaging gods as human .. how do you even know they defecate ???? Blondy. ... if I would have known I wouldn't have put a question mark there

yana39roy Joined Sun 01/14/18 Posts: 37	Mon 02/19/18 12:51 AM
When the Gods get angry on the Earth inhabitants; thunderstorm comes . What happens when the Gods get dysentry issue ? All the religious people here please forgive my twisted sense of humour, but seems to me that He's already got a serious one .. we just used to call it a Global Warming. Even God ain't capable to digest all the crap we've created on Earth .. Loved this one

IgorFrankensteen Joined Thu 10/01/09 Posts: 5444	Mon 02/19/18 04:14 AM
When the Gods get angry on the Earth inhabitants; thunderstorm comes . What happens when the Gods get dysentry issue ? I thought that was how WE got here. At least it feels that way sometimes. When we were kids, my parents used to refer to thunderstorms as "God's in the bowling alley again up there."

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21824	Tue 02/20/18 11:02 AM
There is a general religion forum here amd specific religion forums for this, even though it is a bit disgusting. I think this was meant to be seen as funny & not a serious religious topic! I seriously doubt the poster thinks thunderstorms happens when "the gods get angry"! YOU TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH Well, you know, some folks take some things waaaay too seriously.

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Tue 02/20/18 12:43 PM
When the Gods get angry on the Earth inhabitants; thunderstorm comes . What happens when the Gods get dysentry issue ? God never gets angry, he just gets even, karma to us mere mortals.