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Topic: can you describe God without sounding delusional
ArtGurl's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:15 PM

either way ..please get some new jokes



Wha? You got something against chickens? flowerforyou

Differentkindofwench's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:16 PM
I thought it was worth a bit of a cackle! Whoops, sorry for the dim-wit :tongue:

wouldee's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:18 PM
Edited by wouldee on Mon 12/03/07 02:35 PM
I hear doubt...."doubt"

belief and "doubt.........."


unbelief and doubt.....there's some harmony!?!?!?!?

doubt and unbelief suggest fear..........

fear suggests lack of knowledge...............

we know belief is not present, so knowledge cannot be either.....................


That leaves faith.............

faith takes will........................


faith won't work when doubt is the brick on the wheel.........


remove the brick and roll................


but where............................?


choice.

committment.

decision.

action.

endeavor.







me thinks his unicycle has a flat....bigsmile


o well...........................yawn

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Mon 12/03/07 02:18 PM


either way ..please get some new jokes



Wha? You got something against chickens? flowerforyou


well the chicken did help your joke lay an egg

creativesoul's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:19 PM
Edited by creativesoul on Mon 12/03/07 02:22 PM
funches said:

geez ..the point is what difference do it make what I believe ..it all just belief and therefore should be doubted

<<<<<<< The difference it makes my friend is that one's belief system directly affects the believer... and your understanding of the picture of God that you have had painted for you is obviously unacceptable within you... humble yourself... lose that picture... search for a better understanding... and let go of that which you are not...

Your answers already lie within you my friend...>>>>>>>

ArtGurl's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:20 PM

well the chicken did help your joke lay an egg


Yes I do like those golden eggs :smile:

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Mon 12/03/07 02:22 PM

funches said:

geez ..the point is what difference do it make what I believe ..it all just belief and therefore should be doubted

<<<<<<< The difference it makes my friend is that one's belief system directly affects the believer... and your understanding of the picture of God that you have had painted for you is unacceptable... humble yourself... lose that picture... search for a better understanding... and let go of that which you are not...

Your answers already lie within you my friend...>>>>>>>


what picture of God do I have ...and remember the topic..don't sound delusional when you describe it

Differentkindofwench's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:22 PM
The goose that laid the golden egg, sorry art, wrong fowl.

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Mon 12/03/07 02:23 PM


well the chicken did help your joke lay an egg


Yes I do like those golden eggs :smile:


bladder problem?

ArtGurl's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:25 PM

The goose that laid the golden egg, sorry art, wrong fowl.


Prove it Wench :wink:

What if all the books were wrong and it is indeed a chicken? bigsmile flowerforyou


Differentkindofwench's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:28 PM
Oh Art, your just um well gee lets see um deluding yourself if you think its a chicken bigsmile bigsmile

creativesoul's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:28 PM
Funches...you said:

what picture of God do I have ...and remember the topic..don't sound delusional when you describe it


<<<<<<< I have no idea what your picture looks like, I have asked you to explain it and you have refused to oblige in that request... It is not for me to say... your inner disturbances are quite obvious... all I see is the product of those... It is only for you to identify cause... I wonder if you can recognize it? >>>>>>>

ArtGurl's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:29 PM

bladder problem?


Why do you like to define things as problems? They are just doors for new opportunities....

If my chicken had bladder trouble ... and I am not saying it did ... but if it did ... some person is employed making chicken sized depends ...

Now do you really wanna deprive that person making chicken depends their opportunity to create a better life for themselves...

Dude that's cold ...


ArtGurl's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:31 PM

Oh Art, your just um well gee lets see um deluding yourself if you think its a chicken bigsmile bigsmile



Your delusional ..........next!






:wink: flowerforyou laugh

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Mon 12/03/07 02:31 PM

Funches...you said:

what picture of God do I have ...and remember the topic..don't sound delusional when you describe it


<<<<<<< I have no idea what your picture looks like, I have asked you to explain it and you have refused to oblige in that request... It is not for me to say... your inner disturbances are quite obvious... all I see is the product of those... It is only for you to identify cause... I wonder if you can recognize it? >>>>>>>


you mean you have no answer? ...what a ripoff

wouldee's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:33 PM
Don't forget chicken heads! bigsmile

Let's not discriminate.laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 12/03/07 02:33 PM


bladder problem?


Why do you like to define things as problems? They are just doors for new opportunities....

If my chicken had bladder trouble ... and I am not saying it did ... but if it did ... some person is employed making chicken sized depends ...

Now do you really wanna deprive that person making chicken depends their opportunity to create a better life for themselves...

Dude that's cold ...




I wasn't talking about the chicken ...it was your joke remember

ArtGurl's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:35 PM



bladder problem?


Why do you like to define things as problems? They are just doors for new opportunities....

If my chicken had bladder trouble ... and I am not saying it did ... but if it did ... some person is employed making chicken sized depends ...

Now do you really wanna deprive that person making chicken depends their opportunity to create a better life for themselves...

Dude that's cold ...




I wasn't talking about the chicken ...it was your joke remember


Then why are you concerned about the bladder problems?

Differentkindofwench's photo
Mon 12/03/07 02:35 PM
All righty then Dr. Art/Phil, how much do I owe you and please don't make me pay with chicken sized depends...........blushing

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Mon 12/03/07 02:37 PM




bladder problem?


Why do you like to define things as problems? They are just doors for new opportunities....

If my chicken had bladder trouble ... and I am not saying it did ... but if it did ... some person is employed making chicken sized depends ...

Now do you really wanna deprive that person making chicken depends their opportunity to create a better life for themselves...

Dude that's cold ...




I wasn't talking about the chicken ...it was your joke remember


Then why are you concerned about the bladder problems?


because you are the one that brought up the golden egg ..short term memory loss?

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