Topic: DAMN ...THATS A NEW WAY 2 GIVE BIRTH ..
maxhart's photo
Sat 12/01/07 09:45 AM
If you lick your envelopes...You won't anymore!!!!

A woman was working in a post office in California, one day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day
the lady cut her tongue on the envelope.

A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue.

She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything.

A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat.

She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done.

The doctor, took an x-ray of her tongue, and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live roach crawled out.

There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist.

This is a true story reported on CNN.

Andy Hume wrote: "Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the..... things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I
haven't licked an envelope for years."


heatherrae's photo
Sat 12/01/07 09:50 AM
o my sweet gracious i am never licking an envelope againsick sick sick sick sick

coco56's photo
Sat 12/01/07 09:52 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsick

maxhart's photo
Sat 12/01/07 09:53 AM
jus a small word of caution from ur friendly neighbourhood maxhart


SDM's photo
Sat 12/01/07 09:56 AM
Edited by SDM on Sat 12/01/07 09:57 AM
that is sooo nasty


**NOTE TO SELF***

INVEST IN SPONGE FOR X-MAS CARDS

blonderockermom's photo
Sat 12/01/07 10:00 AM
Ohhhh, thats digusting..sick ...yea, sponge it is..

maxhart's photo
Sat 12/01/07 10:03 AM
think i will go in the moist sponge business....

jessed's photo
Sat 12/01/07 10:05 AM
This story is an urban legend, none of it true. A simple search will prove it untrue.

maxhart's photo
Sat 12/01/07 10:16 AM
well ...i dont know about that ..but sure as hell i aint gonna lick no envelopes again

sexybear's photo
Sat 12/01/07 12:09 PM
Anyone know where she got the envelope, maybe it could happen to my room mate, get rid of him, lol

gardenforge's photo
Sat 12/01/07 02:29 PM
http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q=roach+eggs+on+envelope&getit=Go&sp-a=00062d45-sp00000000&sp-advanced=1&sp-p=all&sp-w-control=1&sp-w=alike&sp-date-range=-1&sp-x=any&sp-c=100&sp-m=1&sp-s=0

check the link above, it's an Urban Legend

maxhart's photo
Sat 12/01/07 02:50 PM
wow thats some research gardenforge .....

but i guess ur snopes got it wrong ...
it dint happen in the jaw ..it was the tongue ...scary ..