I fukcing hate family......

sorry......I was imagining you were MY FAMILY!!!!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............
((((((((((((Gypsy)))))))))))))))

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FAMILY AND SNOW.....THE 2 WORST THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN......GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD I WANNA GET ON A PLANE AND FUKC OFF SOMEWHERE FOR AWHILE....

<-------looks for her wooden spoon and eyes purple.....

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<--------spies the pot lids......

Hmmmmmmmm could I be PMSing right now???????????

my landlord was bugging me again today bout how I should go somewhere an be warm an have fun........
He'z goin to Marakeshe in a few weeks , thats wher he's from , he's been all over the world and needles me to git out there.....

ya wanna here bout my lil pms fit ???.......

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh tell me!!!!! Let us compare!!!

It was snowin like mad in town and I decided to put some more gas in the car for weight .......

tried to pump my gas an it wouldnt work.......then the intercom thinger snotty lil cashier comes on an says somethin snotty about it bein a pay an go ? or some new weird thing...
soooooooo I went inside an asked her how do I get my gas ?? an she was all snotty an rude ........
soooooooooo I got SNOTTY AN RUDE !!
THEN! SHE SAID SHE DIDNT HAVE TO SERVE ME AND DO i WANT TO GO TO ANOTHER GAS STATION..............

AT THAT POINT SHE GOT """"THE LOOK""" AND i SAID " LOOK i'M CRANKY ITS FUKCIN DANGEROUS OUT THERE I JUST WANNA FIND OUT HOW TO PAY FOR MY GAS AND GET IT AND GET HOME!!!
GRRRRRRRRRR LIL BECH......ANY HOW i PUMPED MY GAS AND JUST THREW THE HOSE ON THE GROUND AS I DROVE PAST SALUTEING HER SHE WAS ON THE PHONE TRYING TO GET MY LISCENCE PLATE NUMBER AS I WENT SIDE WAYS OUT THE PARKING LOT FUKC !! LMFAO WHAT WILL THEY CHARGE ME WITH PMS GAS HOSE TOSSING??

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@@@!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHH is that the only gas station????? I would call the manager and complain too.....just to be a betch!!!!!

Hey......does gas in the car create extra weight????

Dear diary........thank fuk purple didnt have an axe in the car.........

OH MOST DEFINATLY MORE WEIGHT WITH FULL TANK EVEN HALF FULL =MORE WEIGHT......
oh I made a point of calling her by name a few times ...Cheyanne..and when she asked if I wanted a reciept I said YES!!! THAT WILL SHOW THE DATE AND TIME I WAS HERE !! I KNOW YOUR BOSS YOU KNOW!!!

oh I am a seasoned BECH when need be!!!!!!!!!

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh you seasoned betch!!!!! I probably would have smoked her and then slammed her head on the counter.......and then do a round house kick all in the same motion while wearing a black ninja outfit.....matching boots of course!!!

ya lucky for her I had a couple teen age girls in the car an kept it minimal......

the girls liked shlloooking outta there .......but looked a lil freaked that she was likely callin the cops , but I just laughed an said what are they gonna do ?? slap me on the wrist ??bad girl !! supposed to hang up the hose!!
I figure IF they did contact me on the matter I would say I didnt do that on purpose , they should shovel around the pumps better I SLIPPED !! and was angry with the rude service so got in my car an left it cause ow , I think I hurt myself on the ice an snow that they failed to clear.........

oh thats tommorrow night when I go back , more suitably dressed....................

I was wearing my remington jacket though.........

hMMMMM that reminds me of the time I used to live in the apartment and it was beside a house. Well this fat betch who lived there was nuts and apparantly anyone who parked in front of her house, which was on a public street.... she would flip out and I even once saw her ram a car on purpose....

Anyhow I just came back from my parents....my son was with me and we had all this laundry.....so this betch comes out and starts ragging on me......and I was in NOOOOOOOOOOOO EFFING MOOD YA KNOW??????

So......I get in her face.....drop the laundry on the side walk.....look at my son and told him to get in the house NOW!!!!!!! My son even jumped.....

That betch ran so fast into her house she didnt know what hit her.....