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Topic: Choosing a Life Partner....For women ONLY
Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Mon 10/30/17 03:59 PM
I would never ever let anyone get close to me. I belong to me, I make my own decisions and I can manage myself just fine. I truly believe most women can and will stay single. ************************************* And so will, ( Stay single ), all the good men Well that sucks! I was hoping some day to find me a good man

Pepinofruit Joined Sun 08/18/13 Posts: 658	Mon 10/30/17 04:01 PM Edited by Pepinofruit on Mon 10/30/17 04:03 PM
Ever hear a man say "she treats me like a dog"? I would love to be treated like a dog. I also can act like a dog (can't lik my balls tho) in certain ways. ********************************************* Who wouldn't love to be treated like a dog?? But, ...No dog house Loved your lists of cooking recipes on Mistcal's survival food/s thread I have done lots of road kill cooking when I got my farm bankrupt Did you wrote any Cammel cooking recipes ?? I must have missed it. Try camel pie, it is delicious.

Pepinofruit Joined Sun 08/18/13 Posts: 658	Mon 10/30/17 04:06 PM
I would never ever let anyone get close to me. I belong to me, I make my own decisions and I can manage myself just fine. I truly believe most women can and will stay single. *********************************** And so will, ( Stay single ), all the good men Well that sucks! I was hoping some day to find me a good man ********************************************* Don't get dissapointed, love grows around like the perenial grass You will ...One day, just be patient.

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Mon 10/30/17 04:15 PM
I would never ever let anyone get close to me. I belong to me, I make my own decisions and I can manage myself just fine. I truly believe most women can and will stay single. *********************************** And so will, ( Stay single ), all the good men Well that sucks! I was hoping some day to find me a good man ********************************************* Don't get dissapointed, love grows around like the perenial grass You will ...One day, just be patient. Whew.... Thanks Pepi.... You had me scared there for a minute Thought I might have to hog tie me a good one for a minute there I'm getting way too old for that

Pepinofruit Joined Sun 08/18/13 Posts: 658	Mon 10/30/17 04:44 PM
I would never ever let anyone get close to me. I belong to me, I make my own decisions and I can manage myself just fine. I truly believe most women can and will stay single. *********************************** And so will, ( Stay single ), all the good men Well that sucks! I was hoping some day to find me a good man ******************************************* Don't get dissapointed, love grows around like the perenial grass You will ...One day, just be patient. Whew.... Thanks Pepi.... You had me scared there for a minute Thought I might have to hog tie me a good one for a minute there I'm getting way too old for that ************************************** Old ?? What about me ?? In less than 2 months I will be 66 and yet still going ..No repais, service or rego check yet.

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Mon 10/30/17 05:07 PM
Old ?? What about me ?? In less than 2 months I will be 66 and yet still going ..No repais, service or rego check yet. Oh good, then there's hope for me still Just kidding Pepi I meant I'm too old to tackle 'em to the ground and hog tie them.... How else was I going to snag one of the good ones... The ones you said are all staying single now I'm sure there are still some good ones out there that some day I just might bump into.... When I'm least expecting it.... Til then, I'm happy and content with just me and my cat. Cheers Pepi

Stu Joined Sun 07/23/17 Posts: 22537	Mon 10/30/17 05:18 PM
Old ?? What about me ?? In less than 2 months I will be 66 and yet still going ..No repais, service or rego check yet. Oh good, then there's hope for me still Just kidding Pepi I meant I'm too old to tackle 'em to the ground and hog tie them.... How else was I going to snag one of the good ones... The ones you said are all staying single now I'm sure there are still some good ones out there that some day I just might bump into.... When I'm least expecting it.... Til then, I'm happy and content with just me and my cat. Cheers Pepi It probably wouldn't be hard to tackle and tie me...

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Mon 10/30/17 05:22 PM
Old ?? What about me ?? In less than 2 months I will be 66 and yet still going ..No repais, service or rego check yet. Oh good, then there's hope for me still Just kidding Pepi I meant I'm too old to tackle 'em to the ground and hog tie them.... How else was I going to snag one of the good ones... The ones you said are all staying single now I'm sure there are still some good ones out there that some day I just might bump into.... When I'm least expecting it.... Til then, I'm happy and content with just me and my cat. Cheers Pepi It probably wouldn't be hard to tackle and tie me... I'll keep that in mind

Pepinofruit Joined Sun 08/18/13 Posts: 658	Mon 10/30/17 05:23 PM Edited by Pepinofruit on Mon 10/30/17 05:29 PM
Old ?? What about me ?? In less than 2 months I will be 66 and yet still going ..No repais, service or rego check yet. Oh good, then there's hope for me still Just kidding Pepi I meant I'm too old to tackle 'em to the ground and hog tie them.... How else was I going to snag one of the good ones... The ones you said are all staying single now I'm sure there are still some good ones out there that some day I just might bump into.... When I'm least expecting it.... Til then, I'm happy and content with just me and my cat. Cheers Pepi It probably wouldn't be hard to tackle and tie me... ******************************************** I'l give you a tip mate, but don't tell Pisces She likes fishing, and so are you Got it mate ??..What are you waiting for ?? You are only miles away from the Keys

Pepinofruit Joined Sun 08/18/13 Posts: 658	Mon 10/30/17 05:26 PM Edited by Pepinofruit on Mon 10/30/17 05:30 PM
Old ?? What about me ?? In less than 2 months I will be 66 and yet still going ..No repais, service or rego check yet. Oh good, then there's hope for me still Just kidding Pepi I meant I'm too old to tackle 'em to the ground and hog tie them.... How else was I going to snag one of the good ones... The ones you said are all staying single now I'm sure there are still some good ones out there that some day I just might bump into.... When I'm least expecting it.... Til then, I'm happy and content with just me and my cat. Cheers Pepi ******************************************* You never ever know, if you nver ever go. That was the ( Quantas Airlines Loggo Advertising in 1999 )

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Mon 10/30/17 05:35 PM
Old ?? What about me ?? In less than 2 months I will be 66 and yet still going ..No repais, service or rego check yet. Oh good, then there's hope for me still Just kidding Pepi I meant I'm too old to tackle 'em to the ground and hog tie them.... How else was I going to snag one of the good ones... The ones you said are all staying single now I'm sure there are still some good ones out there that some day I just might bump into.... When I'm least expecting it.... Til then, I'm happy and content with just me and my cat. Cheers Pepi ******************************************* You never ever know, if you nver ever go. That was the ( Quantas Airlines Loggo Advertising in 1999 ) Very True!

Pepinofruit Joined Sun 08/18/13 Posts: 658	Mon 10/30/17 05:43 PM Edited by Pepinofruit on Mon 10/30/17 05:51 PM
Old ?? What about me ?? In less than 2 months I will be 66 and yet still going ..No repais, service or rego check yet. Oh good, then there's hope for me still Just kidding Pepi I meant I'm too old to tackle 'em to the ground and hog tie them.... How else was I going to snag one of the good ones... The ones you said are all staying single now I'm sure there are still some good ones out there that some day I just might bump into.... When I'm least expecting it.... Til then, I'm happy and content with just me and my cat. Cheers Pepi ***************************************** You never ever know, if you nver ever go. That was the ( Quantas Airlines Loggo Advertising in 1999 ) Very True! ************************************* Plan a fishing adventure with someone from M2 close to you. I can wait for my turn How about Eric or Stuball ?? But keep it secret, Do Not say a word of it to anyone of them.

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Mon 10/30/17 05:55 PM
Plan a fishing adventure with someone from M2 close to you. I can wait for my turn How about Erick or Stuball ?? But keep it secret, Do Not say a word of it to anyone of them. Well that's a really cool idea, not sure why I'd have to keep it secret though There's been a few that keep talking about having a Mingle get together...a fishing adventure with a bunch of Mingler's would be fun. And if you ever make your way across the big pond.... You could come along too.

Pepinofruit Joined Sun 08/18/13 Posts: 658	Mon 10/30/17 06:00 PM Edited by Pepinofruit on Mon 10/30/17 06:01 PM
Plan a fishing adventure with someone from M2 close to you. I can wait for my turn How about Erick or Stuball ?? But keep it secret, Do Not say a word of it to anyone of them. Well that's a really cool idea, not sure why I'd have to keep it secret though There's been a few that keep talking about having a Mingle get together...a fishing adventure with a bunch of Mingler's would be fun. And if you ever make your way across the big pond.... You could come along too. *********************************************** Really ??...An M2 minglers get together ?? Awwww...That's a great idea...I want Mike to be there too. If I can do it, it will be next year sometime after I retire 4 good. Perhaps a Christmas 2018 get together thing will fit me perfect I am being serious now.

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Mon 10/30/17 06:07 PM
Plan a fishing adventure with someone from M2 close to you. I can wait for my turn How about Erick or Stuball ?? But keep it secret, Do Not say a word of it to anyone of them. Well that's a really cool idea, not sure why I'd have to keep it secret though There's been a few that keep talking about having a Mingle get together...a fishing adventure with a bunch of Mingler's would be fun. And if you ever make your way across the big pond.... You could come along too. *********************************************** Really ??...An M2 minglers get together ?? Awwww...That's a great idea...I want Mike to be there too. If I can do it, it will be next year sometime after I retire 4 good. Perhaps a Christmas 2018 get together thing will fit me perfect I am being serious now. Well I'm not sure how serious they are, just a few of us keep mentioning it. It really would be cool and a lot of fun. Probably a little over a year from now would be plenty enough time to get something going. You'll be retiring around summer time right?

Stu Joined Sun 07/23/17 Posts: 22537	Mon 10/30/17 06:20 PM
Old ?? What about me ?? In less than 2 months I will be 66 and yet still going ..No repais, service or rego check yet. Oh good, then there's hope for me still Just kidding Pepi I meant I'm too old to tackle 'em to the ground and hog tie them.... How else was I going to snag one of the good ones... The ones you said are all staying single now I'm sure there are still some good ones out there that some day I just might bump into.... When I'm least expecting it.... Til then, I'm happy and content with just me and my cat. Cheers Pepi It probably wouldn't be hard to tackle and tie me... ******************************************** I'l give you a tip mate, but don't tell Pisces She likes fishing, and so are you Got it mate ??..What are you waiting for ?? You are only miles away from the Keys A few miles to many unfortunately. I'm a bit indisposed right now, and pretty sure she is to. One day perhaps.. but we'll see how much fishing gets done.

Pepinofruit Joined Sun 08/18/13 Posts: 658	Mon 10/30/17 06:48 PM
Plan a fishing adventure with someone from M2 close to you. I can wait for my turn How about Erick or Stuball ?? But keep it secret, Do Not say a word of it to anyone of them. Well that's a really cool idea, not sure why I'd have to keep it secret though There's been a few that keep talking about having a Mingle get together...a fishing adventure with a bunch of Mingler's would be fun. And if you ever make your way across the big pond.... You could come along too. ********************************************* Really ??...An M2 minglers get together ?? Awwww...That's a great idea...I want Mike to be there too. If I can do it, it will be next year sometime after I retire 4 good. Perhaps a Christmas 2018 get together thing will fit me perfect I am being serious now. Well I'm not sure how serious they are, just a few of us keep mentioning it. It really would be cool and a lot of fun. Probably a little over a year from now would be plenty enough time to get something going. You'll be retiring around summer time right? ************************************* I intend to retire After July August next year. That will Fix my financial year & taxation mess for good

Pepinofruit Joined Sun 08/18/13 Posts: 658	Mon 10/30/17 06:49 PM Edited by Pepinofruit on Mon 10/30/17 06:53 PM
Old ?? What about me ?? In less than 2 months I will be 66 and yet still going ..No repais, service or rego check yet. Oh good, then there's hope for me still Just kidding Pepi I meant I'm too old to tackle 'em to the ground and hog tie them.... How else was I going to snag one of the good ones... The ones you said are all staying single now I'm sure there are still some good ones out there that some day I just might bump into.... When I'm least expecting it.... Til then, I'm happy and content with just me and my cat. Cheers Pepi It probably wouldn't be hard to tackle and tie me... ****************************************** I'l give you a tip mate, but don't tell Pisces She likes fishing, and so are you Got it mate ??..What are you waiting for ?? You are only miles away from the Keys A few miles to many unfortunately. I'm a bit indisposed right now, and pretty sure she is to. One day perhaps.. but we'll see how much fishing gets done. ******************************************** I get it , the roof and bathroom need repairs...Call Mike also 4 help and if I come next year to the M2 reunion, I will make sure I bring my tools too LOL ...Few miles to many.. Blah blah .. ..All mouth no guts

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Mon 10/30/17 06:53 PM
Plan a fishing adventure with someone from M2 close to you. I can wait for my turn How about Erick or Stuball ?? But keep it secret, Do Not say a word of it to anyone of them. Well that's a really cool idea, not sure why I'd have to keep it secret though There's been a few that keep talking about having a Mingle get together...a fishing adventure with a bunch of Mingler's would be fun. And if you ever make your way across the big pond.... You could come along too. ********************************************* Really ??...An M2 minglers get together ?? Awwww...That's a great idea...I want Mike to be there too. If I can do it, it will be next year sometime after I retire 4 good. Perhaps a Christmas 2018 get together thing will fit me perfect I am being serious now. Well I'm not sure how serious they are, just a few of us keep mentioning it. It really would be cool and a lot of fun. Probably a little over a year from now would be plenty enough time to get something going. You'll be retiring around summer time right? ************************************* I intend to retire After July August next year. That will Fix my financial year & taxation mess for good Yep, retirement can do that

Stu Joined Sun 07/23/17 Posts: 22537	Mon 10/30/17 06:56 PM
Old ?? What about me ?? In less than 2 months I will be 66 and yet still going ..No repais, service or rego check yet. Oh good, then there's hope for me still Just kidding Pepi I meant I'm too old to tackle 'em to the ground and hog tie them.... How else was I going to snag one of the good ones... The ones you said are all staying single now I'm sure there are still some good ones out there that some day I just might bump into.... When I'm least expecting it.... Til then, I'm happy and content with just me and my cat. Cheers Pepi It probably wouldn't be hard to tackle and tie me... ****************************************** I'l give you a tip mate, but don't tell Pisces She likes fishing, and so are you Got it mate ??..What are you waiting for ?? You are only miles away from the Keys A few miles to many unfortunately. I'm a bit indisposed right now, and pretty sure she is to. One day perhaps.. but we'll see how much fishing gets done. ******************************************** I get it , the roof and bathroom need repairs...Call Mike also 4 help and if I come next year to the M2 reunion, I will make sure I bring my tools too LOL ...Few miles to many.. Blah blah .. ..All mouth no guts Right.... Mate, you don't know crap about me.. best stay on that side of the pond and sip your tea... eh?