Star Trek.
They have food replicators, don't use money, have rooms of perfect visceral virtual reality, and instant teleportation.
Why the hell are they exploring space in ships, far away from family, and ecopeace?

Send out unmanned staggered pods or something and just "beam" to them in succession to get where you're going. Or just send out sensor probes to send back information for the holodeck library.

Why threaten a "perfect society based on altruism" or whatever by creating a star fleet and officers which helps perpetuate a tiered, stratified, class society?

How can they build tricorders, talking ship computers, fix human beings like machinery (laforge) and almost instantly, yet Data is the first android? Why aren't there just AI or robot flown ships that then beam the people around the universe?
Why can't ship computers just fly the damn ship around, preferably cloaked, and then beam up an advisor when necessary or send back information to have a captain telecommute via holodeck?

What's with the dumbass prime directive? "Explore space! Find new civilizations and people!...But don't interfere with them, just watch...from concealment...we're space voyeurs!"

They used a viewscreen on their bridge, and no one else really looked outside, they didn't stand outside their ship. Even at warp 90% of their time would be just flying around watching a boring *** show on t.v., (oh look, a long light! Oooh, there's another one! Oooh! More stars going by real fast...wait, aren't we supposed to be exploring those?=!") why leave home? The programming would be more varied.



Star Wars.
Why do they keep building Death Stars?
I mean all that time, effort, money, personnel...how many planets were actually destroyed?
1st death star: 1 city then 1 planet in the prequel, then 1 planet in the first film, then death star destroyed.
2nd death star, 0 planets, then death star destroyed.
Like 5 planets in the 7th film by a planet made into a death star, used once, then death star planet destroyed.

2 death stars and 1 death planet for 7 planets (1 being their own) and 1 city (full of resources needed to build the death star), but all death stars completely destroyed.
The point being to become the ultimate power in the universe and death to the rebels/jedi, none of which was really accomplished except by the massive clone army.

Are there no accountants in the Empire to do a simple ROI?

"Pardon me, Mr. Vader, uh according to the P&L sheet...maybe less death stars and more clones? And maybe some of that death star R&D goes into stormtrooper armor? It doesn't really help anything...we got our butts kicked by teddy bears with sticks, and a blind guy...with a stick.

Maybe some camouflage paint or something? I mean they don't stop laser blasts...at all...it might actually be making things worse since we shoot at people without armor (and mostly miss) otherwise many times they're just winged. But one shot anywhere on our armor and we seem to die...Plus they're just big shiny white targets in that stuff. And did you know the helmets don't really do anything but filter smoke? Good thing our galaxy spanning culture developed laser guns and faster than light travel, bionic hands, magic medical tanks and robots, and the force, but not mustard gas...right?"

"I'm just saying, our ultimate goal is to conquer and control planets, yeah? Completely destroying them seems counter intuitive... So maybe a ton more inherently loyal and effective troops would be ideal as opposed to creating billions of martyrs by just completely annihilating planets we want to rule, or mobilizing expensive clones wearing armor that makes them less effective and at greater risk? Please stop choking me. gack."



Zombies.
Why should they be feared anymore?
Before Romero they were unkillable. They were animated by magic or voodoo or something. Cut off an arm, the arm comes after you. Chop them up into little pieces, pieces wiggle back to each other to reform zombie.
Now it's "to survive zombie apocalypse. Step 1: Find a long thick stick. Step 2: Sharpen the end to a point. Step 3: Take out zombie at knees. Step 4: While it's on the ground, poke in head with sharp point, or use spear as club to bash in head."
Based on the current movies and shows like The Walking Dead it seems it's "Step 1: Panic. Step 2: be melodramatic and stupid, overact. Step 4: figure out the least effective means of survival. Step 5: find people to fight over it. Step 6: Be melodramatic, stupid, and a dck, that creates luck."

Do hurricanes start after a Bigfoot fart?

Myth : men do not get blue balls from being on mingle

Lol...Why did Hillary even run?

It is a myth that it is ok for men to fall asleep after sex

What are we supposed to do? Stay up and talk?

Neither denied, nor confirmed...
What still baffles the masses?...
What still baffles you?

Holds his hands far apart from each other and says

I swear to God it was this big.
Lol