1. Legally change name to the "Artist Formerly Known as the Prince of Darkness."

2. Now that the job is done, get out of Daryl Strawberry's head.

3. Help Bobby Knight write HIS "to do list".

4. Meet O.J. for our 10 a.m. tee time.

5. Divorce Bill, change name back to Rodham.

6. Buy ice scraper just in case Cleveland Browns win two games in a row.

7. Watch "Big Brother" . . . sorry, that's not on "anyone's" to do list.

8. Collect my cut of that million dollars from Richard Hatch.

9. Encourage Magic Johnson to have more unprotected sex.

10. Read the Bible. . . oops, wrong list.

11. Send message to George W. to chill with the executions.

12. Get people to stop sending me those damn hand-baskets!

Good one!!!!!!

Isn't "The Devil" a psuedonym of Goerge W.'s ?