If Men Got Pregnant:

Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.

LMAO

lmfao, so true, we complain when we are sick yet women still continue about the day.... hahahahahaha so true...

if men got pregnant then wed get all that as compensation for where the baby would come out

A small question fr ya ...
have u seen the movie JUNIOUR

u wudnt be laughin if u did ...damn ..
THANK U ALLMIGHTY

was that the one with schwartzenegger as the pregnant man and danny devito as his doctor?
I forget the name of it but wow was that a funny flic

yep bro ...the very same....damn ..painful

yea if man gave birth i think id give up

give up ????
give up ????

wot ......men or giving birth ....lol

kiddin

lol well both probably... men giving birth is a ummmm huge turn off

Then, maybe I'd get some child support!!!

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !?!?!?!?!?!?!?

IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?





J / K

hmmmmmm interesting thought ...

wonder wot u wud turn to ....lol

kiddin again .......am i ?????

what i would turn to? i guess there is only one thing left! and thats a man!

turn to perhaps a child bearing man .......yuck???

wheres my shotgun ..i gotta shoot myslf

I think that you forgot to mention the one positive thing and
that is the world would not be over populated, because men
would only have one.