she'll have a horse of a time

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a little lamb sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
"Baaaa. 9 Iron"
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
"Baaaa. 9 Iron."
He looks at the little lamb and decides to prove the lamb wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the little lamb,
"Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky lamb, eh?"
The little lamb reply's
"Baaaa. Lucky lamb."
The man decides to take the little lamb with him to the next hole.
"What do you think little lamb?"
the man asks.
"Baaaa. 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the little lamb,
"OK where to next?"
The little lamb replies
"Baaaa. Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says,
"OK little lamb, now what?"
The lamb says,
"Baaaa Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
"What do you think I should bet?"
The little lamb replies,
"Baaaa. $3000,black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the little lamb down and says,
"Lamb, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The little lamb replies,
"Baaaa, Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the little lamb did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the little lamb turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

lmao

fava beans and a nice chianti!

God, that actually happened to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What were you sentenced to?

Making blow up dolls for the visually impaired!!!

he was so good at it you didnt even have to blow them anymore

Hell no they Bl*w you!!!!

Almost peed my pants

maybe i need one of them dolls

I can get ya one for a trial run, 30 days free!! (And the doll looks and talks like ME!!!!!!!!!!)

i might need patches to go on it when i use it

Peachie -- let me know if the Mikey Doll works so I can order one too. Need some info -- do they talk; different sizes?????

they come with instructions and they all are "supersized" in critical areas and no batteries are needed ( just a 6 pack of Budwiser and certain warm up excersizes u have to do with the Mikey Doll!!)

And for your convience, there is a easy to reach extension that blows Mikey up (u have to do it manually)that takes very little time to get him "inflated"!!!!