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just like a sore pecker , you cant beat it !
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yup, the are short a few fry's in there happy meal !
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awww c'mon guys, there's 4 of you and one of me..those aren't very good odds..you better get more people
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I'm gonna kill you with my eyes
 
(This said to my cook, after 8 hours cleaning, 3 with some strong degreaser  )
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My boys told me about you princess
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dumber than a 5lb sack of stupid
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I'm too wasted to be drunk
 (perfect smiley for this one)
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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
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It smells like rotten a$$ in here
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Way to go ya tool
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Too much douche baggery for me thanks
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Did yer mother have any kids that LIVED???
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I got out of bed for this??????
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I shaved my legs for this????
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and they think yer drunk. |
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OI! Bartender! Another pint please!
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not the brightest crayon in the box, huh?
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If brains were electricity, you couldn't short-circuit the lightbulb in a firefly's azz.
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Keeps turnin' up like a bad penny
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I'm never drinking again
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