Some children arriving late to school,
The teacher asks the first one,
What's your name and why are you late?
I'm jonny miss, I've been up rosemary hill,
Teacher asks the second one,
What's your name and where have you been?
I'm tom miss, I've been up rosemary hill.
Teacher asks the third one,
What's your name and why are you late?
I'm harry miss, I've been up rosemary hill.
Teacher asks the last one,
What's your name and where have you been?
I'm rosemary hill miss! !!!

I'm still trying to work out my answer
Let me have a sip of the holy water

PS:..It must sure be an IRISH JOKE ...LOL

come on Funzy, the teacher thinks there is a hill near the school called 'rosemary hill '
the girl is called rosemary hill to and the boys had been 'up 'her

The students need parental guidance for adults only this thread is going to corrupt my innocent mind

Don't look Ethel, but it was to late
How is your fly?
Check the thread

Fly!? where? I didn't see any....must be out there looking for a banana where it could produce more maggots.....must be in a garbage full of over ripe banana excuse me , have you been to Rosemary Hill too? I think you forgot something... are you wearing Levi's ? Could you please button your fly?

No, I've not been up rosemary hill, she was a bit too steep for me
No, it's summer now here so have shorts on all the time
You said you had a fly flying around your light and couldn't sleep?
In the 'what are you thinking 'thread

Ooh I though the song is true, " Just for you I climb the highest mountain":) or may be you should change the song, you instead sing.. " Jack & Jill went up the hill" ... There so it's not that steep after all

Ooh yah I forgot its summer , well cut off jeans must be ok the button fly

Huh?! Fly?! How could that be, I always make sure the windows are closed no fly is flying around the light....you must be mistaken, could be a rotten banana lying somewhere that attracts flies , check it tomorrow, there will be maggots for sure

I think you must have swallowed the fly!
Or are you smoking dried flies?
In the 'what are you thinking 'thread.
I'm going to have a look
Maybe I've gone crazy

Hold on, hold on

I was wrong
It was crystal, I must have had to much sun today

Oh well , maybe that's a sign of...... never mind, I surely understand you being forgetful Mikey

It's a sign I'm going crazy
Do you have any 'hills ' near you?

I am sorry to inform you as there are no hills near me only PLATEAUS

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...Silly me ...I got it
I went blank when it come to think of Rosemary the girl.
I hardly get corrupted
I try ( Most of times ) to keep my mind off women/s or girls.

Safest way Funzy,
Next time I mention the other sex I'll put a warning on it

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YUP, ... ..If I don't click I don't blink either ..LOL

Ha ha ha ...The devil made me saying it ...
SAFETY FEMS ZONE with this old vet

Hi mikey, been up Primrose hill lots of times

It's as good going up as it is going down! !

That's for sure