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Topic: Broken arms...
Iggy973 Joined Mon 09/07/15 Posts: 5	Sat 06/10/17 09:48 PM Edited by Iggy973 on Sat 06/10/17 09:52 PM
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

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wellworn Joined Wed 09/14/16 Posts: 4587	Fri 06/16/17 02:33 PM
I went to the doctor with a broken arm,after examining me and putting my arm in plaster and a sling, he told me that it would probably take about 6 weeks to heal, so I asked him if it would be good enough for me to play the guitar, he said of course it would-no problem, I said that's great, because I couldn't play it before.

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 06/16/17 02:38 PM
I went to the doctor with a broken arm,after examining me and putting my arm in plaster and a sling, he told me that it would probably take about 6 weeks to heal, so I asked him if it would be good enough for me to play the guitar, he said of course it would-no problem, I said that's great, because I couldn't play it before. good one, wellworn

dolphin0925 Joined Tue 08/18/15 Posts: 1900	Fri 06/16/17 02:59 PM
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

alleoops Joined Sat 08/06/11 Posts: 10832	Fri 06/16/17 11:06 PM
Stop it!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sat 06/17/17 07:06 AM
Was that a Journey song?

Denison123 Joined Sun 03/19/17 Posts: 1	Sat 06/17/17 10:50 AM
excellent

wellworn Joined Wed 09/14/16 Posts: 4587	Sun 06/18/17 02:01 PM
Patient: Doctor-Doctor,please help me,I feel as though everyone is ignoring me. Doctor: Next.

Ophellia67 Joined Sat 09/30/17 Posts: 2	Mon 10/02/17 08:13 AM Edited by Ophellia67 on Mon 10/02/17 08:15 AM
A man goes up to a very beautiful, big-breasted woman in the supermarket and says, "I've lost my wife somewhere. Can you talk to me for a few minutes?" The woman is confused and asks, "Why talk to me?" The guy says, "Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

leryz Joined Wed 10/04/17 Posts: 1	Wed 10/04/17 10:46 PM


Maxsterx Joined Mon 03/07/16 Posts: 2314	Thu 10/05/17 12:09 AM
Dr. told me I have to stop masturbating... I asked him, "why?"... He replied.."because I'm trying to give you a physical".

mui887 Joined Sat 08/19/17 Posts: 430	Thu 10/05/17 05:37 PM
Dr. told me I have to stop masturbating... I asked him, "why?"... He replied.."because I'm trying to give you a physical". Try switching Dr's...Get a female like I have. They seen and heard just about everything and they dont even laugh when you joke with them. My Dr is awesome! She better than a guy,,thats why I go to her. Too bad shes married. LOL

Charlesjohn2323 Joined Fri 09/22/17 Posts: 2	Thu 10/05/17 07:38 PM
lol

Charlesjohn2323 Joined Fri 09/22/17 Posts: 2	Thu 10/05/17 07:43 PM
you look sexy

jelse Joined Fri 10/06/17 Posts: 2	Fri 10/06/17 12:51 AM
hi

jelse Joined Fri 10/06/17 Posts: 2	Fri 10/06/17 12:51 AM
yes

Iggy973 Joined Mon 09/07/15 Posts: 5	Fri 11/17/17 06:36 PM Edited by Iggy973 on Fri 11/17/17 06:46 PM
Patient: Doctor-Doctor,please help me,I feel as though everyone is ignoring me. Doctor: Next.

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