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rut roh I don't think that was this particular devil
the devil can get me into so much trouble 
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the devil made me whip him and tie him up and call me mommy
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the devil made me,,,,
leave my date next to a DUMPSTER last night  
cuz he was sloppy drunk or that's where he lived or just a junk date???? too funny my
No, cause he directed me there thinking he was gonna "get lucky"  Hey,,I may be cheap, but I ain't EASY LOL,,you shoulda seen him zipping up his jeans and the look on his face, when I drove away
That's what I get for dating an exmodel 
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the devil made me,,,,
leave my date next to a DUMPSTER last night
cuz he was sloppy drunk or that's where he lived or just a junk date???? too funny my
No, cause he directed me there thinking he was gonna "get lucky" Hey,,I may be cheap, but I ain't EASY LOL,,you shoulda seen him zipping up his jeans and the look on his face, when I drove away
That's what I get for dating an exmodel
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the devil made me,,,,
leave my date next to a DUMPSTER last night
cuz he was sloppy drunk or that's where he lived or just a junk date???? too funny my
No, cause he directed me there thinking he was gonna "get lucky" Hey,,I may be cheap, but I ain't EASY LOL,,you shoulda seen him zipping up his jeans and the look on his face, when I drove away
That's what I get for dating an exmodel
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Edited by
Lôôking4U
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Sun 11/25/07 09:02 AM
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the devil made me whip him and tie him up and call me mommy
The Devil made me scream whip me ,beat me , make me write bad checks |
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the devil made me whip him and tie him up and call me mommy
The Devil made me scream whip me ,beat me , make me write bad checks damn that devil
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Edited by
Lôôking4U
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Sun 11/25/07 09:05 AM
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the devil made me have a fantasy of hanging upside down from a ceiling fan on high speed nekkid, and screaming "Who's yo daddy?"
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the devil made me,,,,
leave my date next to a DUMPSTER last night
megmagotch,smitchmagotch,pammffff |
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the devil made me,,,,
leave my date next to a DUMPSTER last night
megmagotch,smitchmagotch,pammffff The devil made me wonder "what the hell is that?" |
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Edited by
shutterbug
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Sun 11/25/07 09:22 AM
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the devil made me,,,,
leave my date next to a DUMPSTER last night
megmagotch,smitchmagotch,pammffff The devil made me wonder "what the hell is that?" ditto!?
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the devil made me try to think jack does not have a crush on cindy ,,, I think he's wrong
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the devil made me try to think jack does not have a crush on cindy ,,, I think he's wrong he has the attention of ALL the women...the devil made him do it?
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^ ^ the devil had nothing to do with how i feel about her |
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The Devil made me ask , What did he make you do ?
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S E C R E T S
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ok, the devil made me go out with a former model who thought i was gonna do him behind a grocery store by the dumpster. The devil, said, "tell him you want him to get out of the car so you can get on your knees. And when he does, LEAVE HIS ARSE there!!!"
The devil made him walk 5 miles back to his car
The devil made me shut my phone off for the next 12 hours
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the devil made me charge 800 dollars on my credit cards this weekend. oh, no wait, that was santa, santa did it!
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Edited by
shutterbug
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Sun 11/25/07 12:38 PM
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the
made me check out the batteries in my toy yep...still works!
*gotta  those energizer batteries *
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The devil made me take a ham to a jewish wedding party
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