Topic: the ten cents whore
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Sun 11/12/06 03:06 AM
mixing it up a bit with a lil comedy =)


The ten cents whore:
So there I was sitting on my chair playing with my fiddle, singing,
Rhyme the riddle and riddle that rhyme,
Worried that the ten cents whore wouldn’t arrive on time,
But I had no need to fret for there was a knock on my door,
I opened it up and there standing outside was the whore.
I was going to give it to her till I got her screaming no more, no more.
So I paid her my dues, for ten minutes of her time it would only cost me
a dime,
Yeah baby your going to be all mine.
I swear never have I seen an ass so fine.
It was tight,
So I pumped it with all my might,
No effect,
She only laughed,
My eyes started to ball,
My equipment was just too small.
I guess happy endings don’t happen after all.
So I kicked her fine ass out of my home,
Once again I was all alone.
So I started to play with my fiddle,
All the while singing,
Rhyme the riddle, riddle that rhyme,
But singing that couldn’t get my troubles off my mind,
It just felt like a waste of time,
I couldn’t leave the past behind.
Self-esteem reaching an all time low.
Damn this blows,
But I guess I shouldn’t get so upset over that ten cents hoe.
Hell that dime I paid her wasn’t even mine.
Still shot down by a whore while it was at its prime,
Damn, what a crime.
-KM

kaminorisu's photo
Sun 11/12/06 03:09 AM
lol opps didnt notice my uncles account was still logged into the
computer well anyway hope ya all enjoy it =)

michael1313's photo
Sun 11/12/06 08:44 AM
roflmao!!!