Two big Texans were sitting at a bar when a young lady nearby began to choke. As she gasped and gagged, one Texan turned to the other and said, "Looks like that little gal over thar is havin' a bad time. I'm gonna git on over thar and help."
He ran over to her, held her head in his big hands and asked, "Kin ya swaller?"

Still gasping, she shook her head no. He immediately yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked that she coughed up a piece of burger and finally was able to breathe on her own.

The Texan then strode back to his seat and said to his friend, "Ain't it amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver works every time!"

Good stuff