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What's the difference between a hooker and a kit-kat?
You only get 4 fingers in a kit -kat! |
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Q - What did one of the hooker's knees say to the other?
A - How come we spend so little time together? ******************************************************* Q - Why did the wife left her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger? A - She just couldn’t take it any longer. ************************************************ 
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Q - What did one of the hooker's knees say to the other? A - How come we spend so little time together? ******************************************************* Q - Why did the wife left her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger? A - She just couldn’t take it any longer. ************************************************
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Q - What do you do when your cat’s dead?
A - Play with the neighbor’s kitten instead.
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Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun....
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Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun.... Sorry, 7th grade is 3rd door on the left down the corridor This is the 4th grade 
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Sun 05/21/17 05:21 AM
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Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun.... ************************************ he he he ..Why not throw one in, yourself ??..SHY ?
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
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Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun.... ************************************ he he he ..Why not throw one in, yourself ??..SHY ?
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
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To do is to be--Rousseau
To be is to do--Sartre Dobedobedo------Sinatra |
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To do is to be--Rousseau To be is to do--Sartre Dobedobedo------Sinatra 
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What's the difference between a hooker and a kit-kat? You only get 4 fingers in a kit -kat! |
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Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun.... Sorry, 7th grade is 3rd door on the left down the corridor This is the 4th grade
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Ah the meeting of the 7th grade comedy club has begun.... ************************************ he he he ..Why not throw one in, yourself ??..SHY ?
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
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What's the difference between a hooker and a kit-kat? You only get 4 fingers in a kit -kat!
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Q - What did one of the hooker's knees say to the other? A - How come we spend so little time together? ******************************************************* Q - Why did the wife left her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger? A - She just couldn’t take it any longer. ************************************************
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A new Priest in a church, taking his first confessional, so he's listening to a woman going through all the bad stuff she's done, and he's handing out the usual Penances-and Hail Marys, then he is suddenly stumped when she confesses to giving her next door neighbor a blow job,not sure what to say, he pokes his head out of the confessional box and calls out to the Choir boys, what did Father Murphy give for a blow job, one of the choir boys calls out,
A can of coke and two Mars bars. |
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A new Priest in a church, taking his first confessional, so he's listening to a woman going through all the bad stuff she's done, and he's handing out the usual Penances-and Hail Marys, then he is suddenly stumped when she confesses to giving her next door neighbor a blow job,not sure what to say, he pokes his head out of the confessional box and calls out to the Choir boys, what did Father Murphy give for a blow job, one of the choir boys calls out, A can of coke and two Mars bars.
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