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Topic: The Nurse ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Wed 05/10/17 02:30 PM
The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. "In front of you?" He asks, shy. The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body." "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Bob replied. She ran out of the room.

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Wed 05/10/17 02:33 PM


mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Wed 05/10/17 06:29 PM
oh Blondey you're such a hoot Good idea paging fancy fox, I would never be able to keep together.

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Wed 05/10/17 06:32 PM
On second thoughts .. Paging fancy fox stat .. could you bring the magnifier and hold bob's testicles out of the way I'll let rosie have the honor of helping with the ice

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Wed 05/10/17 06:38 PM
On second thoughts .. Paging fancy fox stat .. could you bring the magnifier and hold bob's testicles out of the way I'll let rosie have the honor of helping with the ice I don't think I could help at all, pisces... the ice will shrink it... oh we definitely need a magnifier

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Wed 05/10/17 06:41 PM Edited by Piscesmoon02 on Wed 05/10/17 06:53 PM
On second thoughts .. Paging fancy fox stat .. could you bring the magnifier and hold bob's testicles out of the way I'll let rosie have the honor of helping with the ice I don't think I could help at all, pisces... the ice will shrink it... oh we definitely need a magnifier Yeah, Blondey will have to handle this on her own...maybe tweezers will help

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Wed 05/10/17 06:46 PM
On second thoughts .. Paging fancy fox stat .. could you bring the magnifier and hold bob's testicles out of the way I'll let rosie have the honor of helping with the ice I don't think I could help at all, pisces... the ice will shrink it... oh we definitely need a magnifier Yeah, Blondey will have to handle this on her own...maybe twizzers will help

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Wed 05/10/17 06:52 PM
Pisces you hold bob's hand and distract him ok ... Rosie .. stand down .. no need for the ice .. look.. he is a grower.. .. an aa .. laugh: well done Pisces .. you can let go of his hand now he is a grower? aa

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Wed 05/10/17 06:55 PM
Pisces you hold bob's hand and distract him ok ... Rosie .. stand down .. no need for the ice .. look.. he is a grower.. .. an aa .. laugh: well done Pisces .. you can let go of his hand now he is a grower? aa

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Wed 05/10/17 07:12 PM
Do either of you need a debriefing Standard protocol when there has been a traumatic event .. I am sure bob would like a hot cup of tea and a warm blanket ., he looks a bit shocked . Don't worry bob . ... The swelling is all quite normal Good idea Blondey, that was intense Just gave Bob his tea and blanket

Funzy65 Joined Wed 01/04/17 Posts: 807	Wed 05/10/17 08:24 PM
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Jane asked him if there was anything wrong, “Yes, Nurse Jane ,” said Mr. Wallace. “My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.” Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences .” The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Jane. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.” “But, Nurse Jane I can’t,” replied Mr. Wallace. “I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.” “Yes,” said Nurse Jane, “you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?” “Well,” he replied, “Today is the viewing.” ********************************************************

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Wed 05/10/17 08:32 PM
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Jane asked him if there was anything wrong, “Yes, Nurse Jane ,” said Mr. Wallace. “My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.” Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences .” The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Jane. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.” “But, Nurse Jane I can’t,” replied Mr. Wallace. “I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.” “Yes,” said Nurse Jane, “you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?” “Well,” he replied, “Today is the viewing.” ******************************************************** Good one Funzy

Funzy65 Joined Wed 01/04/17 Posts: 807	Wed 05/10/17 08:33 PM
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Jane asked him if there was anything wrong, “Yes, Nurse Jane ,” said Mr. Wallace. “My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.” Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences .” The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Jane. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.” “But, Nurse Jane I can’t,” replied Mr. Wallace. “I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.” “Yes,” said Nurse Jane, “you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?” “Well,” he replied, “Today is the viewing.” ****************************************************** Good one Funzy ****************************************** ....

mohit_nicole Joined Thu 05/11/17 Posts: 1	Sat 05/13/17 02:01 AM
this is not a thing to laugh as we girls also have small boobs. So there's no way to laugh someone's private part. It is the god given and what can a person do about that....

scepticalsoulmate Joined Wed 08/24/16 Posts: 9737	Sat 05/13/17 03:21 AM
and i was about to join in...i guess i just have to hold it all in now

Piscesmoon02 Joined Wed 11/02/16 Posts: 56490	Sat 05/13/17 03:42 AM
and i was about to join in...i guess i just have to hold it all in now

johnmelo1 Joined Tue 05/23/17 Posts: 1	Tue 05/23/17 04:49 PM
HI

Richard13579 Joined Thu 04/20/17 Posts: 1	Thu 06/08/17 01:08 AM
This is the best joke I read in a long time

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Thu 06/08/17 08:38 AM
this is not a thing to laugh as we girls also have small boobs. So there's no way to laugh someone's private part. It is the god given and what can a person do about that.... God is giving boobs out?

FROMNORTHTOSOUTH Joined Fri 10/09/15 Posts: 1	Thu 06/08/17 03:27 PM
This is one of the best ! :) I have heard for a long time !And I am a nurse.... :) Thank you ! :) - M -